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Let's have some fun!

I just read an Aussie poem. It goes:

You're the Gold to my Coast, the Vegemite to my toast

The sea to the sand, the beer in my hand

The thong to my foot, the Rhonda to my Ketut

The kanga to my roo, the barbie to my q

The Wi to my Fi, the sauce on my pie

The harbour to my bridge, the lamingtons in my fridge

The heat to my rash, the grog to my stash

The Holden to my Ute …

And it got me thinking... The people on AN are some of the wittiest I've ever encountered. Perhaps we can make our own Nurses poem this way!

Shall I start?

You're the black pen to my chart

The stethoscope on my heart ... who wants to continue?

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    Thank you EVERYONE for your contributions!! I love every one of them and you've all put in a **** load of thought into your dittys!

    I'm gonna compile them into a few poems because one enormous poem might cause a reader to have a haemorrhage and they aren't in good hands here if that happens (hell, we're too busy writing poems damnit).

    I got such a buzz (non-pharmaceutical this time. Sorry, been watching Nurse Jackie) from all your posts. Top job folks!

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