Apr 25, 201610 yr I just read an Aussie poem. It goes:You're the Gold to my Coast, the Vegemite to my toast The sea to the sand, the beer in my handThe thong to my foot, the Rhonda to my KetutThe kanga to my roo, the barbie to my qThe Wi to my Fi, the sauce on my pieThe harbour to my bridge, the lamingtons in my fridgeThe heat to my rash, the grog to my stashThe Holden to my Ute … And it got me thinking... The people on AN are some of the wittiest I've ever encountered. Perhaps we can make our own Nurses poem this way!Shall I start? You're the black pen to my chartThe stethoscope on my heart ... who wants to continue?
Apr 28, 201610 yr Bloody oath. I had my forehead frown lines posed while reading Just and R.N's amazing post, thinking to myself 'Gee whizz, this person is on their mark! What am I doing with my life?!?'Then the next post is from a person on AN who I quite admire with the most simple and funny poem ... The timing was impeccable.It's all about timing.This is a great thread.
Apr 28, 201610 yr Author It's all about timing.This is a great thread.Cheers chick. Im trying to think of a word that rhymes with Farwyn to write a ditty for you but I'm f***** after my day working in community psych. FarawynIs it a sin to read your postson the great AN?You're not the oneto suffer foolsbut often to helpwith nursing rulesim over rhymingim off to my bedFarawyn,don't let this go to your head
Apr 28, 201610 yr Cheers chick. Im trying to think of a word that rhymes with Farwyn to write a ditty for you but I'm f***** after my day working in community psych. FarawynIs it a sin to read your postson the great AN?You're not the oneto suffer foolsbut often to helpwith nursing rulesim over rhymingim off to my bedFarwyn,don't let this go to your headD'awwww! Words will get you everywhere, GF. [emoji7]*screen shots to put under my pillow at night*(I'm blushing.)
Apr 28, 201610 yr Author D'awwww! Words will get you everywhere, GF. [emoji7]*screen shots to put under my pillow at night*(I'm blushing.) Sweet dreams!
Apr 28, 201610 yr Thanks WinterLilac, I am shy about posting but couldn't resist this one. Thanks for a great thread. Farawyn, as usual you have the last word :). Love your post. (And posts in general)
Apr 28, 201610 yr The Epi to my anaphylaxis The tension to my headache that never relaxesThe accommodations to my IEP meetingThe bandaid to my minuscule bleedingThe itch to my head liceThe pretend injury that always needs ice
Apr 28, 201610 yr You're the miralax for constipation, the haldol for my hallucinationsYou're the bed pad for Q2 turns and aloe vera for minor burns.Where's the electrode for my 12 lead?Yuck, is that the aroma of GI bleed?!Oh why must I suffer this verbal abuse from a little old lady so confused!
Apr 28, 201610 yr You're the Foley in my holey.Sounds like something Prince Charles might have said to Camilla back in the day:sarcastic:
Apr 28, 201610 yr Sounds like something Prince Charles might have said to Camilla back in the day:sarcastic:Or vice versa.
Apr 29, 201610 yr You're the Dakin's in my infected sore, the oxy when I cry "No more!"You're the clouds over my grass, the smoke over my fire, the NG tube that won't come off its wire."Get it wet before you put it in." Nurse's banter on Keos for the win!
I just read an Aussie poem. It goes:
You're the Gold to my Coast, the Vegemite to my toast
The sea to the sand, the beer in my hand
The thong to my foot, the Rhonda to my Ketut
The kanga to my roo, the barbie to my q
The Wi to my Fi, the sauce on my pie
The harbour to my bridge, the lamingtons in my fridge
The heat to my rash, the grog to my stash
The Holden to my Ute …
And it got me thinking... The people on AN are some of the wittiest I've ever encountered. Perhaps we can make our own Nurses poem this way!
Shall I start?
You're the black pen to my chart
The stethoscope on my heart ... who wants to continue?