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I can't take much more

Yesterday morning started out with :

febrile, obviously ill kindy kid right off the bus.

The day went downhill from there. I had a few more fevers, diarrhea, puking, and one of the worst lice cases I've seen. These are HYBRID Lice. MUTANT NINJA LICE.

The kid was plucking the lice off his head and putting them on the shared desks. He brushed his hair and lice were dropping out! WTH??? Lice luurrvvve to stay on a warm, yummy scalp. Who do these lice think they are messing with?

Now, the kids in that class have tuned it into a lice game. Lord help me....

I saw all real issues yesterday. No shenanigans. I think that's a first!

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    By the law of balance in the Universe, I think today should be less eventful for you....

    MUTANT NINJA LICE. I spewed tea.

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    MUTANT NINJA LICE.

    :) :) Someone summon Davey Do to work his magic here.

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    Yesterday morning started out with :

    febrile, obviously ill kindy kid right off the bus. and when you called mom, I'm sure she said, "that's so strange, LD was fine at home this morning".

    MUTANT NINJA LICE. hahahaha - I have a total visual on this - lice wearing ninja outfits and doing kicks and flying through the air. OH CRAP! THEY FLY NOW!

    Now, the kids in that class have tuned it into a lice game. I don't think I know the rules to that oneLord help me....praying for you!

    hope it gets better!

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    Only 3 MORE WAKE UPS!!!!!

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    :) :) Someone summon Davey Do to work his magic here.

    Yaaaasssss! Please Davey Do!!!!

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    Only 3 MORE WAKE UPS!!!!!

    Now this reminds me of my previous prison work days.

    And also my recent trash TV indulgence, Love after Lockup, ha!

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    hope it gets better!

    Exactly what mom said!

    And I'm walking to the 2nd grade class now to lecture on proper lice handling behavior. I'm sure they will all sit up straight and listen attentively, bahahahaha.

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    Now this reminds me of my previous prison work days.

    And also my recent trash TV indulgence, Love after Lockup, ha!

    I love "Love After Lockup" - that and "90 Day Fiance" are my favourite dumpster fires!

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    Oh no!! I hope today is less eventful for you!!!

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    "Proper lice handling behavior"

    I love you guys!!!! You get me through the day.......

    I imagined lice being led around the school on leashes when I read that!!!!!

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    Yesterday morning started out with :

    febrile, obviously ill kindy kid right off the bus.

    The day went downhill from there.

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    Love it! Thank you.

    Here's my response to my supervisor (medical).

    Thanks you, however (insert long sigh, lol) I know all of this and have done my best to communicate same to students and staff.

    At this point we may need prn xanax orders for all staff. Just for the next 2 days. That's reasonable right?

    Ok seriously, we are xxxxx and hoping with all of our Grinchy hearts that these Mutant Ninja Lice do die over break. Then we must depend on PARENTS to take care of it at home so we don't ring in the New Year with Pediculosis Capitus holding us hostage.

    I'm so desperate that I'm willing to do work on one of the worst cases. What are the chances I can get a nit comb for my office? If it's cheap enough I'll buy it but if any are available that would be great.

    Thank you Norris--smooches!!! Happy Holidays

    Name- Super lice novice turned expert

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