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Ever get the urge to release a horde of flying monkeys?

yeah....me too.

without exhausting details: my week has sucked (i am well aware it is only tuesday, however i've got thirty four tedium and drama flooded hours under my belt already.) i am consumed with the urge to harm wayward cephalopods, engage in a ballet riddled knife fight a la west side story, or set free my resident pack of velociraptors.

so what is a flailing, irritable lactose food product smothered tuber to do?

http://shine.yahoo.com/parenting/coo...195100068.html

this. video seconds 29 - 51. glorious. splendid.

and suddenly, alone, pouting, grumpier than a freshly shaven (shorn?) grizzly bear, i find myself smiling back at the screen.

what does this have to do with nursing?

i'm a nurse.

i'm having a moment of rawr.

nuff said.

got a great video? got a joke? got something that makes you inadvertently lavage your sinuses with soda?

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save the cephalopods.

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    This one gets me in the giggles everytime and I can't figure out why but it does.

    Owner of a lonely horse.

    "Oh I think he coming back... No he's not coming back"

    "Are you ok?"

    "I broke my leg"

    "Did anyone hear what she said?"

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    this is how last week ended for me, and knowing that summer is here and i believe i would act just like the person in the video did...just saying:cool:

    [video=youtube_share;gcphwffjcj8]http://youtu.be/gcphwffjcj8

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    May I borrow your pack of Velociraptors?

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    I really really want a trunk monkey. My new Focus came with everything but that.

    Certain colleagues would have been in heap-big trouble last night.

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    My staff had better mind their P's and Q's. I've got flying monkeys and I'm NOT afraid to use them!!!:redlight:

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    trunk monkey compilation - youtube

    i really really want a trunk monkey. my new focus came with everything but that.

    certain colleagues would have been in heap-big trouble last night.

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    I needed a horde of flying monkeys, a couple truck monkeys, and possibly Chuck Norris to cope with last night :madface: You know it's gonna be a great night when the day charge nurse come scampering up to you as soon as she sees you and chirps "Okay, so your assignment really isn't *that* bad..." and proceeds to explain it. Riiiiight.

    So after I clocked out at 0845, got McDonald's breakfast (don't judge, I promised myself I'd get some at like 0100, when I realized there was no hope of ever catching up on my charting!), and kicked my shoes off....I watched this:

    and Family Guy - My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. - YouTube

    It never fails me. They're so ridiculous I can't help but crack up. I have the first one bookmarked lol Now I'm gonna try to sleep and hope tonight works out better. Ugh.

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    I want to release the Wheelers from the movie Return to Oz

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    I want to release the Wheelers from the movie Return to Oz

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    For some reason those things just creep the bejeebers out of me.

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    This video makes me laugh every time. Chad dancing to "girls just wanna have fun"

    Some times I feel like doing this at work....

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    This video makes me laugh every time. Chad dancing to "girls just wanna have fun"

    Some times I feel like doing this at work....

    Chad Johnson always makes me laugh! (Still can't call him ocho cinco, but don't have to cause he changed his name back.)

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