Difference bw Doctors and Nurses

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I was thinking about this last night and came up with

"doctors put you in the hospital; nurses get you out"

Nice little tagline...

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Specializes in Med/Surg.

A little off topic but I was listening to an ad on the radio for medical assisting and one of the perks was "get to work alongside doctors". Really? Not the doctors I work with.

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Specializes in Critical Care/Coronary Care Unit,.

I don't think working alongside doctors is a perk...after you've worked with enough mean ones..it sounds more like a downfall. I heard this one before "Doctors cure, Nurses care"

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Specializes in Pediatric Critical Care, Cardiac, EMS.

Doctors treat illness. Nurses treat people.

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Specializes in Family Practice, Urgent Care, Cardiac Ca.

Doctors learn on dead people. we learn on the living!

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Specializes in M/S, ICU, ICP.

Doctor's continue to practice...nurses know what to do.

or I had this on a Tshirt once...

Do you want to speak with the doctor in charge or the nurse who know's whats going on?

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Doctors think about it.

Nurses do it.

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Specializes in floor to ICU.

Patients are NURSED back to health not DOCTORED back to health!

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Specializes in mental health + aged care.

Doctors wear pagers, nurses are already there

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Specializes in M/S, Ortho/Neuro.

-Doctors wear pagers, nurses are already there

Good one Sairin

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doctors save lives, nurses save doctors

be nice to nurses, we keep doctors from accidentally killing you

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Specializes in Cardiac.

Doctors diagnose, nurses heal.

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