Sep 30, 200223 yr i have heard a few...anyone alse? "my cousin's son has smilin' men-in-jesus." (spinal meningitis) "i have sick-as-hell anemia." (sickle cell anemia) "my doctor said i have romantic heart disease." (rheumatic heart disease) "i been coughin' alot. i think i got ammonia." (pneumonia) " i haven't moved my bowels in 25 hours. i need some milk of amnesia, dearie."(good ole mom)
Sep 30, 200223 yr Prostrate cancer. UM WHAAAAAT???? best not take THAT lying down! roflMicrobacterial infection (mycobacterial)....hmmm do they have MACRObacteria??? if they do eeeeek!
Sep 30, 200223 yr Well, my southern relatives always say, "Sugar Diabetes" and "Yellow Jaundice". I always want to ask if there is a Salt High Blood Pressure and what happens if you get Purple Jaundice.
Oct 1, 200223 yr Originally posted by LasVegasRNWell, my southern relatives always say, "Sugar Diabetes" and "Yellow Jaundice". I always want to ask if there is a Salt High Blood Pressure and what happens if you get Purple Jaundice. :roll :roll :roll
Oct 1, 200223 yr Admin LV, your post reminded me of the little old man who, when I asked if he was a diabetic, turned large eyes upon me and with wide-eyed and earnest solemnity, answered, "No ma'am, I'm a Christian." THEN I asked, "Do you have sugar di-betes?" To which he promptly replied in the negative!!! Gotta love 'em!!
Oct 2, 200223 yr Originally posted by dianah LV, your post reminded me of the little old man who, when I asked if he was a diabetic, turned large eyes upon me and with wide-eyed and earnest solemnity, answered, "No ma'am, I'm a Christian." THEN I asked, "Do you have sugar di-betes?" To which he promptly replied in the negative!!! Gotta love 'em!! :rotfl: :roll :rotfl:
Oct 2, 200223 yr Originally posted by dianah "Pre-infarted angina . . ." No, no! This is possible. Some of my patients have passed gas that gave me chest pain! :uhoh21: Kevin McHugh
Oct 2, 200223 yr I once had a referral on a 75 year old man with Alzheimers who was described as "Foetally incontinent" Temp. secretary didn't last long!
Oct 2, 200223 yr Originally posted by donmurray I once had a referral on a 75 year old man with Alzheimers who was described as "Foetally incontinent" Temp. secretary didn't last long! Oh, man, Don! Where were they putting all of the foetuses?I was told by a woman that she had "flea bites," aka phlebitis.
Oct 2, 200223 yr I used to work with a gut who told me he had to take too much "medification" because of his "influcema"
i have heard a few...anyone alse?
"my cousin's son has smilin' men-in-jesus." (spinal meningitis)
"i have sick-as-hell anemia." (sickle cell anemia)
"my doctor said i have romantic heart disease." (rheumatic heart disease)
"i been coughin' alot. i think i got ammonia." (pneumonia)
" i haven't moved my bowels in 25 hours. i need some milk of amnesia, dearie."(good ole mom)