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mangled diagnoses

i have heard a few...anyone alse?

"my cousin's son has smilin' men-in-jesus." (spinal meningitis)

"i have sick-as-hell anemia." (sickle cell anemia)

"my doctor said i have romantic heart disease." (rheumatic heart disease)

"i been coughin' alot. i think i got ammonia." (pneumonia)

" i haven't moved my bowels in 25 hours. i need some milk of amnesia, dearie."(good ole mom)

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Prostrate cancer. UM WHAAAAAT???? best not take THAT lying down! rofl

Microbacterial infection (mycobacterial)....hmmm do they have MACRObacteria??? if they do eeeeek!;)

Well, my southern relatives always say, "Sugar Diabetes" and "Yellow Jaundice". I always want to ask if there is a Salt High Blood Pressure and what happens if you get Purple Jaundice.

Originally posted by LasVegasRN

Well, my southern relatives always say, "Sugar Diabetes" and "Yellow Jaundice". I always want to ask if there is a Salt High Blood Pressure and what happens if you get Purple Jaundice.

:roll :roll :roll

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LV, your post reminded me of the little old man who, when I asked if he was a diabetic, turned large eyes upon me and with wide-eyed and earnest solemnity, answered, "No ma'am, I'm a Christian." THEN I asked, "Do you have sugar di-betes?" To which he promptly replied in the negative!!! Gotta love 'em!!

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"Pre-infarted angina . . ."

Originally posted by dianah

"Pre-infarted angina . . ."

:confused: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Originally posted by dianah

LV, your post reminded me of the little old man who, when I asked if he was a diabetic, turned large eyes upon me and with wide-eyed and earnest solemnity, answered, "No ma'am, I'm a Christian." THEN I asked, "Do you have sugar di-betes?" To which he promptly replied in the negative!!! Gotta love 'em!!

:rotfl: billyap.gif :roll :rotfl:

Originally posted by dianah

"Pre-infarted angina . . ."

No, no! This is possible. Some of my patients have passed gas that gave me chest pain!:uhoh3: :uhoh21:

Kevin McHugh

I once had a referral on a 75 year old man with Alzheimers who was described as "Foetally incontinent" Temp. secretary didn't last long!

Originally posted by donmurray

I once had a referral on a 75 year old man with Alzheimers who was described as "Foetally incontinent" Temp. secretary didn't last long!

Oh, man, Don! Where were they putting all of the foetuses?

I was told by a woman that she had "flea bites," aka phlebitis.:rolleyes:

I used to work with a gut who told me he had to take too much "medification" because of his "influcema"

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