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mangled diagnoses

i have heard a few...anyone alse?

"my cousin's son has smilin' men-in-jesus." (spinal meningitis)

"i have sick-as-hell anemia." (sickle cell anemia)

"my doctor said i have romantic heart disease." (rheumatic heart disease)

"i been coughin' alot. i think i got ammonia." (pneumonia)

" i haven't moved my bowels in 25 hours. i need some milk of amnesia, dearie."(good ole mom)

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I asked this mom once if her son was on any asthma medications and she said " No, he has a chihuhua". I finally had to have her explain it to me and she said' Ya know, it dreens the asthma outta his lungs". I have been told that by others since but I don't ask for an explanation anymore. I just write it down.

:chuckle :chuckle

what about "Smilin Mighty Jesus" or "Roaches of the Liver"?

These were two I remember from the med school list at Charity Hospital in New Orleans. frankie

Originally posted by flowerchild

Don't forget about "Old Timers"!

Unfortunatlly alot of people who should know better refer to Alzheimers as "old timers" or "alttimers" Oh well you got to laugh or go crazy!:D

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