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September 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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We have another cartoon with a missing caption. Can you help us out? We believe you can provide a better caption then we can. We are desperate. We will give you $100 if you provide us with the caption that belongs to this cartoon. All you have to do is follow the Caption Contest Rules below.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. You may submit as many captions as you wish. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE

Top 8 captions chosen - help us select the winner @ September 2014 Top 8 Captions - Help Select Winner

Congratulations! (update: October 14)

and the winner is beauxnick ... the cartoon may be viewed at New Tech - Whose idea was this???

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    "I am sorry, but a trained robot could do a better job than this nurse!​"

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    The Nurse Robot is so uncompassionate when it comes to patients feeling, she gives the medication and keeps it moving!

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    Artificial Intelligence: Responsible for Real Problems.

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    This answer to our nursing shortage is not working...anytime they come in contact with body fluids they have to be sent off for repair!!

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    You put WHAT WHERE during her surgery?

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    Wow-you started an IV in 3 seconds flat! And the kid didn't even cry...you're hired!

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    But just how good are you at "active listening"?

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    Thankfully, it doesn't ask for breaks or complete unsafe staffing reports.

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    Meet our "RN of the Month!" She never takes a bathroom break and all she asks for overtime is a fresh set of batteries!

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    So you must be the new surgical "tech"...

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    "How many times do I have to tell you; Robot's cannot replace our Nurses!? Now give her back her stethoscope!"

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    "Steve! Patients are starting to complain about the robot nurses... apparently they are cold, calculating, and dehumanizing."

    "Well Wanda, nobody noticed when I switched out the doctors"

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