zenman

Because your body is shot after a few years of lifting patients, walking miles down long hallways, etc., etc.

This is pretty much it. Maybe the shooter needed a higher dose, but I suspect meds are not responsible for the planning and carrying out of this deed.

Get him to ask his buddies what life is like when you mess with a woman's dream.

Call his wife and ask her if she has any suggestions for how he is treating you. Or if you start talking "hostile workplace" to management he may be gone fast.

I work for the Army cause there's nothing I like better than getting up early every morning and hoping I made the ISIS hit list.

You can work in Kroger meat market and do all kinds of surgery. Don't have to worry about malpractice either.

Your upscale client might be a different matter, but in my extensive career, 40 + years, I've never seen anyone wear a white coat on a psych unit. It's actually dangerous. Hope you don't also wear a tie.

Common Access Card. Mine is used to get on post and access my computer

Are you kidding me? Donald Trump wears a suit. Psych people, even those with an MBA like me would never think of wearing a suit. That's about as bad as wearing a white coat on an inpatient unit. I mostly wear camping pants with a button up shirt with a front pocket to put my CAC in. On Fridays I wear blue jeans. This reminds me of the idiot manager who wanted staff to wear suits in an inner city community mentor health center. Yea, dress up and make patients feel more like losers….

It's not so much trial and error as to which one to use as it is how will the patient and drug get along.

You think he needs to take an IQ test first?

Everything in bold is actually correct. Zenman, former Assistant professor and test question writer for several universities.

Oh, be quiet...

There are just too many uptight people in this profession! You're no special than anyone else. Shake a person's hands like any "normal" person. Maybe your cooties won't rub off on them.

From HR: "In order to become a GS employee she would have to have one year of experience as a Nurse Practitioner. Then she would come in as a GS-13 step 1. On the current pay scale she would make $101,246 annually. As you know, she would also qualify for the Student Loan Repayment Program, 5% matching money in the Thrift Savings Program (TSP), annual and sick leave, health benefits, night and weekend differential pay, and caring for America's finest Soldiers!