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Make a Meme Nurses Week Contest

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While the patriarch from American Chopper has absolutely nothing to do with nurses, his face has shown up a few times in memes which have been created by our crack team of social media experts. The passion mixed with anger in his face is something that nurses have all experienced – even regarding the most insignificant items. Get your creative juices flowing and give us a meme for this photo. Your hard work could earn you $250 from the University of Maryland. Winners will be announced May 13, 2019.

About the University of Maryland

University of MarylandThe University of Maryland School of Nursing, founded in 1889, is one of the oldest and largest nursing schools in the nation and is ranked among the top nursing schools nationwide. Enrolling nearly 2,000 students in its baccalaureate, master’s, and doctoral programs, the School develops leaders who shape the profession of nursing and impact the health care environment.

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    Now, you better tell me what's wrong with me! No! You can't take any blood. No needles! I can't go into one of those machines! The blood pressure cuff is too tight, take it off! Who cares what my parents died from, they're dead now! I've been here for 30 minutes and you STILL haven't told me what's wrong with me or given me antibiotics or pain medicine! Where's the doctor? I need a second opinion!

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    And what do you have to do to get a turkey sandwich around here?

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    What do I have to do to get pain meds around here

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    Junior blew up his bike and needs medical attention right now for exhaust pipe burns on his lips!

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    I don’t think this is a code sepsis; but we are going to do the sepsis work-up anyway and just play it by ear! Blood cultures x2! LACTIC!!! 30ml/kg of normal saline ! Zosyn! Vancomycin!

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    I don’t care if that other patient is in cardiac arrest I was here first!!! I need the doctor now!

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    I do not have sleep apnea and I was not snoring!

    I was dreaming that I was a motorcycle!

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    I hate when a doctor talks to me for 5 mins and charges me $200.00. While nurses work their *** off all day long and make very little in comparison.

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    You are NOT drawing my blood, I hate needles and I REFUSE!

    -Heavily tattooed IV drug user

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    You got one more time to take my tray and not leave the jello and it's going to be a misunderstanding!

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    What you won't do is keep skimping on the graham crackers!

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