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Make a Meme Nurses Week Contest

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While the patriarch from American Chopper has absolutely nothing to do with nurses, his face has shown up a few times in memes which have been created by our crack team of social media experts. The passion mixed with anger in his face is something that nurses have all experienced – even regarding the most insignificant items. Get your creative juices flowing and give us a meme for this photo. Your hard work could earn you $250 from the University of Maryland. Winners will be announced May 13, 2019.

About the University of Maryland

University of MarylandThe University of Maryland School of Nursing, founded in 1889, is one of the oldest and largest nursing schools in the nation and is ranked among the top nursing schools nationwide. Enrolling nearly 2,000 students in its baccalaureate, master’s, and doctoral programs, the School develops leaders who shape the profession of nursing and impact the health care environment.

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You are not going to put anything in my member! Yake that tube and put it up your orifice!!!

"I want everyone's whiteboard updated before the mandatory meeting in five minutes!"

"I don't care you better page them for the one that starts with "M" because I've been at 10/10 since yesterday!"

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To the rounding doctors, " No one touches my mother except Nurse Sunshine! She's the only one who cares around here. Take your white coats to the psych ward!"

Bring the doctor in RIGHT NOW! I'm tired of talking to nurses who have no clue what's going on!

Bring the doctor in RIGHT NOW! I'm tired of talking to nurses who have no clue what's going on!

I told you to be here on time with my meds! You just wait til I fill out that survey!

Are you telling me you won't give me antibiotics? I told you it's a sinus infection!

Patient: This generation is dying due to drug abuse.

Patient: Can I get the doctor to prescribe me some medical marijuana.

I said i wanted pizza, not an anesthesia

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