Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.
allnurses

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Discussion

I can't make this stuff up

Second grade student brought in by his assistant teacher just now.

Teacher "J needs you to look at his arm. He says he felt something bite him and look at his arm, it is all red".

Me : "J, can you tell me why you are here"? (I hate when teachers speak for the kids)

J: "Something bit me and now it is all red, look"!

I look at his arm and there is a small, oval-shaped area of redness.

Me: "I'll tell you what bit you. I can see what looks like four top and four bottom teeth marks. Did you bite your own arm"?

Teacher's eyes widen at this point and her face turns red

J: "well, yes I did bite my arm. But it already was red".

Me: "Go wash your arm with soap and water and apologize to your teacher for wasting her time and mine".

  • Quote

    • Featured Replies

    Hahahahahahaha!!

  • Quote

    Me: "Go wash your arm with soap and water and apologize to your teacher for wasting her time and mine".

    HAHHAHAHA!! HAH! ahem.

  • Quote

    This is hilarious, totally hilarious :roflmao:

    Thanks for sharing, you made my day!

  • Quote

    As someone who has worked in the school system, it makes me feel better to know that this situation has happened to someone else. I'm embarrassed to say how long it took me to get to the truth.

  • Quote

    I had a similar situation... teacher brought down 2 students on that had nearly identical linear bruises on their forearms and insides of their elbows. The teacher was freaking out thinking they had some weird contagious illness. The students swore up and down they had no idea what happened. Turned out they were hickeys from sucking on their own arms. :facepalm:

  • Quote

    GIRL CRUSH!!!!!

  • Quote

    Kids are interesting. xD

  • Quote

    lol too much:)

  • Quote

    • Join the conversation

    You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

    Guest
    Add a Comment
    Go to topic listing

    Currently Reading 0

    • No registered users viewing this page.

    Account

    Navigation

    Search

    Search

    Configure browser push notifications
    Chrome (Android)
    1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
    2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
    3. Adjust your preference.
    Chrome (Desktop)
    1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
    2. Select Site settings.
    3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.