Apr 15, 201610 yr Author OK that's it - overalls and the shell bra, end of discussion, send pictures.You betcha! This is sure to make a lasting impression.
Apr 15, 201610 yr Just overalls, now we are talking.Yea, I'm realizing after ranting about overalls in all the stores that this is a thing for guys.
Apr 15, 201610 yr Expert I'm in a farming community. Overalls are as commonplace as jeans. Even for women.Barbara Mandrell & George Jones - "I Was Country When Country Wasn't Cool" 1981 awards - YouTube
Apr 15, 201610 yr Author I'm in a farming community. Overalls are as commonplace as jeans. Even for women.So... Can I borrow some? Your sexiest pair please. And if you have a clam bra... Turns our I'm woefully unprepared for this evening.
Apr 15, 201610 yr So... Can I borrow some? Your sexiest pair please. And if you have a clam bra... Turns our I'm woefully unprepared for this evening.Pssssh, just go to the beach and get 2 really big clam shells. That's what I do.
Apr 15, 201610 yr So... Can I borrow some? Your sexiest pair please. And if you have a clam bra... Turns our I'm woefully unprepared for this evening.Just think about it this way... If he wants to take a good look at that clam bra he will have to take off all of the overalls *wink wink*
Apr 15, 201610 yr Just think about it this way... If he wants to take a good look at that clam bra he will have to take off all of the overalls *wink wink*Nope, just has to unbuckle the top and the bib falls down.Revealing all.
Apr 15, 201610 yr Expert Nope, just has to unbuckle the top and the bib falls down.Revealing all.And then?
Apr 15, 201610 yr Pssssh, just go to the beach and get 2 really big clam shells. That's what I do.The beaches in Jersey and NY only have clear clam shells.
Apr 15, 201610 yr And then?Aphrodite sings. The sky opens up. Rainbow farting unicorns begins frolicking.Because, you know. Boobs.
Apr 15, 201610 yr The beaches in Jersey and NY only have clear clam shells.That's why there are so many tourists here.
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