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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

socal212's question and Emergent's answer:

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Specializes in OR, Nursing Professional Development.

Wait. It’s not our young?

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Specializes in ER.
19 minutes ago, Rose_Queen said:

Wait. It’s not our young?

Well, there's that for dessert.

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Specializes in OR, Nursing Professional Development.
14 minutes ago, Emergent said:

Well, there's that for dessert.

This is true. Being young they should be tender and juicy.

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I like to go with a fried squid eyeball sandwich with light mayo, shredded lettuce and a couple of boiled eggs. Nobody knocks on seven's door during lunch. 30 minutes of guaranteed peace and quiet. Now if it's Thursday, two peanut butter cookies from the cafeteria and a nice cup of mint tea. Nobody has to know.

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Specializes in ER.

True story: I delighted in some Rocky Mountain Oysters at work, on more than one occasion.

Yummy!

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Specializes in OR, Nursing Professional Development.
15 minutes ago, Emergent said:

True story: I delighted in some Rocky Mountain Oysters at work, on more than one occasion.

Yummy!

???:dead:

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

HEY!

Why don't you people give me a Like or something so I know you've seen my dang cartoon!

I knew nothing about any replies until @Daisy4RN gave me a Like!

That does it. I'm going to go find a post of Daisy's that I don't like and give her a Like!

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Specializes in ER.
27 minutes ago, Rose_Queen said:

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Balls are worse than liver?

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Specializes in OR, Nursing Professional Development.
Just now, Emergent said:

Balls are worse than liver?

Liver gets the same reaction

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Specializes in ER.
58 minutes ago, Rose_Queen said:

Liver gets the same reaction

Liver and balls are fortifying superfoods!

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
On 2/12/2020 at 8:31 PM, Emergent said:

True story: I delighted in some Rocky Mountain Oysters at work, on more than one occasion.

On 2/12/2020 at 9:17 PM, Rose_Queen said:

Liver gets the same reaction

Two John Denver Songs come to mind: "Rocky Mountain Oysters High" and "Liver on a Jet Plane".

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