Duct tape

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Specializes in Med-surg; OB/Well baby; pulmonology; RTS.

Duct Tape... contrary to popular opinion it is NOT good for fixing everything....

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.

"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.

"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great! says Jeff. "When are you going out?"

"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my member to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."

"So I get to her door,"says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?"

(Paul slumps back over the bar again.)

"I kicked her in the face." :eek: :chuckle cheeky-smiley-005.gif

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:eek: :D

The mental image - too funny . . .

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LMAO!!!!!!!!!! :rotfl:

OMG, that was so funny! I needed the laugh! Thanks ;)

Kacy

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Too funny! :rotfl:

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:chuckle :rotfl: :chuckle good one

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Specializes in Renal, Haemo and Peritoneal.

The real duct tape!

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