Charting Bloopers

Centricity Perinatal and I don't get along. I somehow ended up with 3 different lines for charting urine output on one patient.

Not a nurse as you can tell but one time I wrote as chief complaint “ pt c/o soar throat”. Luckily I proof read and found my mistake, but still watch out for those flying throats.

We had someone had charted on a prior visit an allergic reaction of "thong swelling" instead of tongue swelling. ?

"Dr. Smith (anesthesia) is at the bedside, top off"

almost wrote pooped instead of defecated

On 3/15/2001 at 12:33 AM, Terre said:

A new intern to our CCU once charted attempts to cardiovert a patient in the following manner:

Attempted to convert the patient with 200 jews, unsuccessful. Second attempt to convert the patient with 300 jews unsuccessful. Patient finally converted on the third attempt with 300 jews.

The mental picture of three hundred rabbis surrounding a patient's bed yelling, "Convert, convert!" was too much. We nicknamed him "Call a Code or Call a Rabbi" from that day forward.

I take care of my MiL who has dementia and alzheimers, but due to good meds, she still has some functioning brain cells.

At times, if I find something funny on-line, I will share it with her. This above post made us both laugh really hard, like to the point of tears! Then for 20-30 minutes afterwards we had intermittent giggling spells, still picturing 300 Rabbi's surrounding the patient's bed yelling, "Convert! Convert!

Terre, you don't know how wonderful it was to see MiL belly-laugh today. Thanks for posting it so long ago.

NSIME

When I was doing home health visits on weekends, the office gave me a lot of interesting directions to patient's houses. One of the funniest (to me anyway) was to "look for the house with the brown shudders." Hmmm.

Another time I was supposed to see a new pt named Wright, who had had a lung removed, and we were doing dressings on his surgical site. Well, I got to the house, the man seemed like he was doing really, really well for being post surgery. I asked him if I could see his bandage. He rolled up his shirt sleeve and showed me a bandaid on his arm where he had had blood drawn. I was confused and called the office telling them this wasn't the patient, as he'd not had any lung surgery. Well, you may have guessed already, they had sent me to the WRONG Wright's house!

On 3/20/2022 at 4:35 PM, No Stars In My Eyes said:

When I was doing home health visits on weekends, the office gave me a lot of interesting directions to patient's houses. One of the funniest (to me anyway) was to "look for the house with the brown shudders." Hmmm.

Another time I was supposed to see a new pt named Wright, who had had a lung removed, and we were doing dressings on his surgical site. Well, I got to the house, the man seemed like he was doing really, really well for being post surgery. I asked him if I could see his bandage. He rolled up his shirt sleeve and showed me a bandaid on his arm where he had had blood drawn. I was confused and called the office telling them this wasn't the patient, as he'd not had any lung surgery. Well, you may have guessed already, they had sent me to the WRONG Wright's house!

So two Wrights made a wrong.

Thanks for sharing.

Saw a doctor note trying to describe pus on a wound as “Wound appeared ___sy”.

"I did everything for patient and she's still ***.” Nice.