Dec 9, 201114 yr Guides We all have short hand expressions, and there've many threads about acronyms. But what phrases do you use?The homeless alcoholic sleeping it off yet another night: "he's a catch and release" or "roust and oust in the morning".
Dec 9, 201114 yr "T" to "T" ratio. Teeth to tattoo as in if they have more tattoos than teeth, probably a meth user.
Dec 9, 201114 yr NICU...FLK- Funny Looking Kid (something probably genticly wrong)Most common cause of FLKs are FLPsCTD (Circling the Drain... and can't hold on to the porcelin)
Dec 9, 201114 yr Expert Serum porcelain level stat (to see what a crock they are)IQ is equal to the amount of teeth divided by 2DBQ (dirt bag quotient)Positive samsonite sign (suitcase in hand for admission)PPP (Pi## poor protoplasm)to name a few....
Dec 9, 201114 yr Bumscicle for the homeless population that come in for "abdominal pain." FLK - as mentioned above: Funny lookin kidThe Candy Man - the ER doc that gives out pain meds like candy. GRRRR!I'm drawing a blank! We have several we use in the ER but I cannot remember any more to save my soul. Now I'll never sleep!m
Dec 9, 201114 yr TTCFR (Time To Call For Ride)DNNTTTDA (Does Not Need To Talk To Doctor Again)AUS (Another Useless Scan)DSP (Day Shift Problem)FLT (Florescent Light Therapy)Therapeutic WaitTraumas Get Naked and do the No Pants DanceThe 411 (4 of Zofran, 1 of Dilaudid, and 1 of Ativan)
Dec 9, 201114 yr We use the 3 hots and a cot for psych a lot, when you get the patients who know what to say to get themselves admitted. B52- Benadryl, haldol, ativan. Ummm can't really think of anymore right now, although I know there are more, haha
Dec 9, 201114 yr I just got off the phone and made up a new one!SAD: Stupid A$$ Doctors!Grrr...Tell me again why THEY get paid the big bucks?
We all have short hand expressions, and there've many threads about acronyms. But what phrases do you use?
The homeless alcoholic sleeping it off yet another night: "he's a catch and release" or "roust and oust in the morning".