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This was so funny..you had to be there

A night shift coworker was taking care of a 80ish old patient who was legally blind and had been considered confused. At about 3:00 she wanted to check the drainage from the patient's foley bag. She wanted to slip in and then out real quick so not to disturb him. But when she was looking at the foley bag (with it still in hand she slipped and fell into his bed). Thinking she didn't wake him she walked out kind of embarassed. Well the next morning a young doctor came around and was asking about his care here at the hospital (with all these first year residents). The patient started grinning and said "these nurses are wonderful, they jerk your privates and then hop into bed with you. Thinking he was confused, the day nurse told the night shift later on what the patient had said and since we all knew what had happened, we couldn't stop laughing. :rotfl:

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:chuckle too cute! bless his heart! :chuckle

great story, good laugh

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

I remember early in the AM, a tall, skinny man was holding onto the end of his foley catheter that he had just pulled out, with blood dripping off his dick, say to me "This damn thing doesn't work." No **** Sherlock. I was thinking that, not saying that. This is the major cause of stress on the job, don't you know. I grabbed a mop & told him to start back to his room, pushing the mop behind him all the way. I told him that it hurts when you pull on that catheter & to cease & desist.

Owie Owie Owie!!!

I just love the elderly...:chuckle

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