Signs

sign over a gynecologist's office:

"dr. jones, at your cervix."

in a podiatrist's office:

"time wounds all heels"

on a septic tank truck in oregon:

yesterday's meals on wheels

on a septic tank truck sign:

"we're #1 in the #2 business."

at a proctologist's door

"to expedite your visit please back in."

on a plumber's truck:

"we repair what your husband fixed."

on a plumber's truck:

"don't sleep with a drip. call your plumber.."

pizza shop slogan:

"7 days without pizza makes one weak"

at a tire shop in milwaukee:

"invite us to your next blowout."

on a plastic surgeon's office door:

"hello. can we pick your nose?"

at a towing company:

"we don't charge an arm and a leg. we want tows."

on an electrician's truck:

"let us remove your shorts"

on a maternity room door:

"push. push. push."

at an optometrist's office

"if you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right

place."

on a taxidermist's window:

"we really know our stuff."

on a fence:

"salesmen welcome! dog food is expensive"

at a car dealership:

"the best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

outside a muffler shop:

"no appointment necessary.! we hear you coming"

in a veterinarian's waiting room:

"be back in 5 minutes. sit! stay!"

at the electric company:

"we would be delighted if you send in your payment.

however, if you don't, you will be."

in a restaurant window:

"don't stand there and be hungry. come on in and get fed up."

in the front yard of a funeral home:

"drive carefully. we'll wait."

at a propane filling station,

"thank heaven for little grills."

and don't forget the sign at a chicago radiator shop:

"best place in town to take a leak."j

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