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greenspreengs

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  1. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    greenspreengs replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

  2. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    greenspreengs replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor
    but if ya gotta go.... :bowingpur

  3. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    greenspreengs replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor
    one could make the arguement to never shoot yourself in the chin unless you have your tongue pierced! it seems this kid was fantastically lucky!!

  4. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    greenspreengs replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor
    BUT THEY DO IT ALL THE TIME!!!! :smackingf It gets so frustrating!

  5. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    greenspreengs replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor
    Is that a new type of protein shake? :chuckle

  6. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    greenspreengs replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

  7. Hospital charts

    greenspreengs replied to madwife2002's topic in Nursing Humor
    number 17 makes me wince every time i read it!! :rotfl:

  8. what not to ask at orientation

    greenspreengs replied to hello_nurse_mel's topic in LPN, LVN Corner
    When I was in nursing school this was all covered in the first semester, and NOBODY was allowed to touch a patient until the instructors gave us the go ahead. They made sure we were certified to their standards(which afterwards I came to realize was actually more stringent than the "publicly available" certifications!

  9. Advanced Directive? Hmmm

    greenspreengs replied to sunnyjohn's topic in Nursing Humor
    No flames from me!!! I think I sign this if I thought it would work---as nurses we have to laugh at life's incongruities. Thanks for the humor!

  10. Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

    greenspreengs replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor
    OH MY MY :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :yelclap:

  11. Weight Lifting

    greenspreengs replied to madwife2002's topic in Nursing Humor
    :rotfl: OH MY MY :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

  12. When life gives you tampons....

    greenspreengs replied to porterwoman's topic in Nursing Humor
    i think it is a cardiac thing, and i haven't been studying at all!!!! :rotfl:

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