Published Feb 24, 2009
Aneroo, LPN
1,518 Posts
I wish they made...
Lysol bombs! Kinda like the kind you use to kill bugs. I'd set one off nightly before I leave.
Flare, ASN, BSN
4,431 Posts
I'd like to get one of those uv lights like they put on pipes to sanatize them and station them at the doors to the school so that everyone gets cleaned coming in (and going out too!)
Purple_Scrubs, BSN, RN
1 Article; 1,978 Posts
Something to disintegrate nits so they do not have to be combed out :)
Keepstanding, ASN, RN
1,600 Posts
a meter that we could place on a kids head, and we could tell if they are "really" sick or just faking !
praiser :heartbeat
allpau1
3 Posts
Clue by fours (think 2x4) so I can knock some sense into people.
luvschoolnursing, LPN
651 Posts
Tazers-no wait, they do make them, it's just illegal to use them on students.:uhoh21: Sorry, it was a rough day in paradise.
SchoolNurseBSN
381 Posts
a cloning machine.........I could actually eat lunch and go the bathroom without interruptions!!!!
pugmomrn
90 Posts
a pre-conception exam and parenting licensure...
Love it!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a parenting 15 year old whose child care just fell through because the babysitter moved down the street. The student lost this woman's new phone number and does not have her new address. Hopefully, this woman will call her!
Ummmm.... SchoolNurseRN?? I was thinking more of the parents of the general school population!:chuckle
Hee Hee! After how this week has been, I'm hearin' ya loud and clear!!
ok........ummmmmm. do you mean SchoolNurseBSN?????????