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Differences in Students

With the start of school, I thought you might enjoy the following

list showing the difference between freshmen and seniors:

Freshmen: Are never in bed past noon.

Seniors: Are never out of bed before noon.

Freshmen: Read the syllabus to find out what classes

they can cut.

Seniors: Read the syllabus to find out what classes

they need to attend.

Freshman: Brings a can of soda into a lecture hall.

Senior: Brings a jumbo hoagie and six-pack of Mountain Dew

into a recitation class.

Freshman: Calls the professor "Professor."

Senior: Calls the professor "Bob."

Freshmen: Would walk ten miles to get to class.

Seniors: Drive to class if it's further than three blocks away.

Freshmen: Memorize the course material to get a good grade.

Seniors: Memorize the professor's habits to get a good grade.

Freshman: Roller skates to class.

Senior: Roller skates instead of going to class.

Freshman: Knows a ton of useless trivia about the university.

Senior: Knows where the next class is. Maybe...

Freshman: Shows up at a morning exam clean, perky, and fed.

Senior: Shows up at a morning exam in sweats with

a cap on and a box of pop tarts in hand.

Freshmen: Have to ask where the computer labs are.

Senior: Has "own" personal workstation.

Freshmen: Worry about the last freshman composition essay.

Seniors: Worry about the last GRE essay.

Freshman: Lines up for an hour to buy his textbooks in the

first week.

Senior: Starts to think about buying textbooks in

October...maybe.

Freshman: Is proud of his A+ on Calculus I mid-term.

Senior: Is proud of not ~quite~ failing Complex Analysis

mid-term.

Freshman: Calls his girlfriend back home every other night.

Senior: Calls Domino's every other night.

Freshman: Is appalled at the class size and callousness of profs.

Senior: Is appalled that the campus deli closed down.

Freshman: Is excited about the world of possibilities that awaits

him, the unlimited vista of educational

opportunies and the chance to expand

one's horizons and really make a contribution

to society.

Senior: Is excited about the new dryers in the laundry room.

Freshman: Takes meticulous four-color notes in class.

Senior: Meticulously quotes professor when

he says something funny in class (when awake

in class and not skating).

:roll :chuckle :rotfl: :chuckle :roll

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What????And start a trend in England????

The instructors there would never forgive us!!!;)

:chuckle: :chuckle:

That was too funny!!! Thanks for sharing that.

Be warned England Mt. Dew is why teeth bleaching was invented. It turns your teeth yellow. (other things too). Give me some of that good ole Mt. Dew. Hey Julie Hi from Indiana! Glad you passed the test. Good luck!

Thanks for the info, I think most students are addicted to either diet coke or to redbull which is a high caffine drink.

You don't need to start a trend over here, I am sure it will make it's way over the pond eventually!

Allthough when my friend goes over to the US, I may add MT.Dew to lucky charms on my shopping list. :)

Diet Mt. Dew is my second favorite after coffee of course !:eek:

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:idea:

Hey! I have a friend that lives in England....I could send her some Mt. Dew and she could send me some Redbull!

:idea:

That way, Whisper, it'd make it across the pond quicker! ;)

Originally posted by Julielpn

With the start of school, I thought you might enjoy the following

list showing the difference between freshmen and seniors:

Freshman: Is appalled at the class size and callousness of profs.

Senior: Is appalled that the campus deli closed down.

:roll for us it was when the cafeteria fordec the coffee cart close to the nursing building to close :( now we have to walk an extra 3 or 4 hundred feet. Damn them!!

really funny though, thanks for the laugh. Iff to my multi color notes.....:chuckle

For our semester 3 the rest of the uni, was shut... Incluiding the coffee shops and cafes. I think It has been the only thing we ahve ever successfully complained about!!! But we got one of the cafes open!

I too have multi coloured noes.... mostly from the first weeks of a term, I have stoped that habit now but I have become adicted to highlighter indexing tabs!!

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