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Cat Burgler

I HEARD HIM TRYING TO BREAK IN.

I RAN TO THE CABINET GRABBED MY AUTOMATIC,

SLAMMED THE CLIP IN AND CHAMBERED A ROUND.

I WAS SCARED AS I SNUCK DOWN THE HALL

TO THE BACK DOOR.

I ALSO GRABBED A FLASH LIGHT.

I OPENED THE DOOR

AS QUIETLY AND AS SLOWLY AS I COULD.

I TIP TOED TO THE SIDE OF THE HOUSE

WHERE I HEARD HIM

STILL WORKING ON THE SCREEN.

I TURNED THE CORNER I HEARD HIM TRYING TO BREAK IN.

I RAN TO THE CABINET GRABBED MY AUTOMATIC,

SLAMMED THE CLIP IN AND CHAMBERED A ROUND.

I WAS SCARED AS I SNUCK DOWN THE HALL

TO THE BACK DOOR.

I ALSO GRABBED A FLASH LIGHT.

I OPENED THE DOOR

AS QUIETLY AND AS SLOWLY AS I COULD.

I TIP TOED TO THE SIDE OF THE HOUSE

WHERE I HEARD HIM

STILL WORKING ON THE SCREEN.

I TURNED THE CORNER

AND PUT THE FLASHLIGHT AND GUN IN HIS FACE.

I YELLED, "HANDS UP!"

AS HE TURNED TO FACE ME

Yep.

It Was A Cat Burglar

AND PUT THE FLASHLIGHT AND GUN IN HIS FACE.

I YELLED, "HANDS UP!"

AS HE TURNED TO FACE ME

Yep.

It Was A Cat Burglar

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Am I missing something here?

Did you catch someone trying to break into your house????

what????

  • Author

No I'm sorry, but I tried to upload the photo (a kitten standing on its hind legs, and holding its forelegs in the air, with a gun pointed at its little body.

I tried to upload it as an attachment, and I even cut and pasted, but nothing worked.

Fran

OK, b/c you had me sooo :confused:

Too bad, that would have been cute.

I had a feeling it was a cat:roll :chuckle :roll

So did he steal anything from ya, Frances? And did you report this to the local authorities? Was the creep stalking nurses?

  • Author

No. Mine was much cuter. It's a little yellow tiger kitten standing on its hind legs with its forelegs raised in the air.

But thanks for trying, and for notifying Brian that we're still having problems.

Fran

  • Author

This is the cat burgler.

  • Author

Yes, that's him! That's him! You found my kitty! Thank you soo much, crafty, LPN.

How did you know where to look?

Fran:D

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Let's see if this will work!

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