Cat Burgler

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

I HEARD HIM TRYING TO BREAK IN.

I RAN TO THE CABINET GRABBED MY AUTOMATIC,

SLAMMED THE CLIP IN AND CHAMBERED A ROUND.

I WAS SCARED AS I SNUCK DOWN THE HALL

TO THE BACK DOOR.

I ALSO GRABBED A FLASH LIGHT.

I OPENED THE DOOR

AS QUIETLY AND AS SLOWLY AS I COULD.

I TIP TOED TO THE SIDE OF THE HOUSE

WHERE I HEARD HIM

STILL WORKING ON THE SCREEN.

I TURNED THE CORNER I HEARD HIM TRYING TO BREAK IN.

I RAN TO THE CABINET GRABBED MY AUTOMATIC,

SLAMMED THE CLIP IN AND CHAMBERED A ROUND.

I WAS SCARED AS I SNUCK DOWN THE HALL

TO THE BACK DOOR.

I ALSO GRABBED A FLASH LIGHT.

I OPENED THE DOOR

AS QUIETLY AND AS SLOWLY AS I COULD.

I TIP TOED TO THE SIDE OF THE HOUSE

WHERE I HEARD HIM

STILL WORKING ON THE SCREEN.

I TURNED THE CORNER

AND PUT THE FLASHLIGHT AND GUN IN HIS FACE.

I YELLED, "HANDS UP!"

AS HE TURNED TO FACE ME

Yep.

It Was A Cat Burglar

AND PUT THE FLASHLIGHT AND GUN IN HIS FACE.

I YELLED, "HANDS UP!"

AS HE TURNED TO FACE ME

Yep.

It Was A Cat Burglar

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Am I missing something here?

Did you catch someone trying to break into your house????

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what????

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

No I'm sorry, but I tried to upload the photo (a kitten standing on its hind legs, and holding its forelegs in the air, with a gun pointed at its little body.

I tried to upload it as an attachment, and I even cut and pasted, but nothing worked.

Fran

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OK, b/c you had me sooo :confused:

Too bad, that would have been cute.

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I had a feeling it was a cat:roll :chuckle :roll

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Specializes in ICU, CM, Geriatrics, Management.

So did he steal anything from ya, Frances? And did you report this to the local authorities? Was the creep stalking nurses?

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Specializes in ORTHOPAEDICS-CERTIFIED SINCE 89.

We just reported this to Brian. Apparently the upgrade hasn't included some of the toys. Is this like the one?

http://www.showcaseeditions.com/acatalog/cat_gal1.jpg

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

No. Mine was much cuter. It's a little yellow tiger kitten standing on its hind legs with its forelegs raised in the air.

But thanks for trying, and for notifying Brian that we're still having problems.

Fran

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

This is the cat burgler.

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

Yes, that's him! That's him! You found my kitty! Thank you soo much, crafty, LPN.

How did you know where to look?

Fran:D

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