I need a good smack from somebody PLEEZE!

Right now, I am SUPPOSED to be writing a critique of a qualitative research article. Lets list the things we can be doing instead of writing a paper for school: (come on, it'll be fun!)

1. Clean the bathtub

2. Do the dishes

3. Make pointless entrees on Allnurses.com

4. Look up the Kama Sutra on Google.

5. Cut your own hair while standing in front of the mirror (*I think it turned out NICE*)

6. Leave the house

7. Find some

8. Get some

9. Have some more

10. Organize and reorganize CD collection

11. Drink copious amounts of coffee.

12. Urinate repeatedly

13. Christmas Shopping

14. Manicure and pedicure

15. Change settings on computer

16. Find new screensaver

17. Three words: Travis Fimmel wallpaper.

18. Sleep

19. Work in the garden (this was me yesterday)

20. Vacuum

21. Laundry

22. Stare at the wall

23. Sleep some more

24. Floss your teeth

25. Clean out car (I desperately need to do this)

26. Make your Christmas wish list (never-ending list for me, it seems)

27. tickle a baby and make him giggle hysterically

28. hem daughter's Halloween costume

29. eat last slice of pumpkin spice bread

30. sharpen all the pencils in the pencil holder

31. watch "Everybody Loves Raymond"

32. open a bottle of cabernet sauvignon and have a glass

33. take a bath

LOL 'cause you asked us to:

34. smack adrienurse and make her write her paper

35. go out to see the new movie "jackass" (which is revoltingly funny!!)

36. order in chinese and eat it with your husband.

37. proceed to "work off" the chinese you just ate

I'll get to this thread tomorrow

38. meander aimlessly around the WWW and finding absolutely nothing to do

39. organize closets just to find empty hangers to put more clothes on

40. call up a friend to complain about the amount of work you have to do but don't have the time to get it done

41. go on a search through the house for the mate to the sock that came out of the dryer alone

42. dream about your future and what needs to be done to attain your goal

43. see also #42 and realize that it's time to write that paper adrienurse!!!!! :chuckle

44. Go over to a friend's house and help carve pumpkin

45. Go to Wal-Mart

46. Chat with roommate

47. Watch CSI-Miami

48. Spray friends with silly string

49. Chat some more with roommate

50. Play Poppit on the computer.

I'm REALLY good at procrastinating.:)

51. Organize computer desk and drawers

52. Unpack winter clothing.

53. Do more Laundry.

:)

54. Check school catalog for the requirements in other majors

55. Get even more!

56. Regrout the bathroom

57. Actually sit down at the computer to start and end up playing FreeCell for an hour (done that)

58. Put the laundry that has been in baskets for a week away.

59. Reorganize for the 50th time your Nursing 101 notebook.

60. Spend 1 week making Halloween Costumes and a Float for the parade that will last all of an hour if the children even last that long :roll (But oh how cute they will look)

61. Paint the fence

62. Paint rumpus walls

63. Have a few drinks with friends

64. Have some more drinks with friends

65. Go out to a couple of bars with friends

66. Sleep

67. Mope around for a few hours

68. Try and find energy

69. Find it in sleep

70. dust off the fake "ivy" leaves one by one. :chuckle