I was thinking about some very common themes for threads here on Allnurses. Here is what stands out...to me...at 0527.

#10: CNA's and Me: The Drama

#9: How do I get my lisence in ____________ state.

#8: Money and Nursing: How much? How fast?

#7: I have/someone has ______ symptom, and the many variations.

#6: My homework question is...

#5: ADN vs BSN: One more time please

#4: Nights vs Days: How do you sleep? Do you work harder on...?

#3: Nursing School: How to Navigate? Get in, get out, get paid.

#2: Nursing shortage??

#1: NCLEX

Have a great night NOC shifters!!

Tait :zzzzz

I think you forgot the ever so popular: "I want to be a nurse but don't want to deal with poop..." threads.

Uh...Hands down that thread wins the award for:

Thread that refuses to die!

I hate the threads that start with "Am I too old for nursing school?" "Is it too late to go to nursing school if your 50?" there are a million of em i swear

NCLEX Help! I had 75 questions I just know I failed!

Two days later... I passed!

NCLEX Help! I had 265 questions I just know I failed!

Two days later... I passed!

NCLEX Help! I had 12 sata questions I just know I failed!

Two days later... I passed!

NCLEX Help! I am crying, I am upset, I just know I failed!

Two days later... I passed!

oh god i forgot to mention all the nclex ones LOL

btw...is there anyway to "block" threads you dont want to see? Like if you dont want to see any threads about the nclex can you totally block that part of allnurses? (along with other threads you wont read?)

That would be a great option!

how about... "my instructor is out to get me!" threads.

and

"they flunked me out of school for no reason at all!" threads.

and the ever-popular "my co-workers are soooooo mean to me!" and

"they fired me for no reason!"

Al the student ones.

We could talk more about clinical issues.

I do like that there are all the articles, wish there were more of them.

I have a criminal record can I still be a nurse?

I hate the threads that start with "Am I too old for nursing school?" "Is it too late to go to nursing school if your 50?" there are a million of em i swear

OMG! I was just thinking of this one! I don't think anyone tries "search" anymore!

How about the threads started by trolls....and 8 pages into the thread most everyone is still trying to be nice and helpful not realizing the troll is laughing their orifice off!