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The other day I went over to a nearby CVS Pharmacy.

When I got there, I went straight to the back of the store to

where the Pharmacists Counter is located.

I took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them

both onto the counter.

The pharmacist came over smiled and asked if he could help me.

I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?"

Being I'm a senior citizen... I guess the Pharmacist just went along

with me.

He picked up the spoon and put a tiny bit of the liquid on his tongue

and swilled it around.

Then with a stomach-churning look on his face he spit it out on the

floor and began coughing.

When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye and

asked, Now, does that taste sweet to you?"

The pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous

look in his eyes yelled, HECK NO!!!"

So I said, "Oh thank God! That's a real relief! My doctor told me to

get a pharmacist to test my urine for sugar!"

Well, I can never go back to that CVS, but I really don't care though,

because they aren't very friendly there anyway!!!

Specializes in Hospice.

Very funny Fran

Dwl!! I hope this was really a joke! Too funny!

Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..
Dwl!! I hope this was really a joke! Too funny!
it was.:D
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Lol lol lol. Now that was funny

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FranEM, that was hysterical! I read it to the folks sitting in my living room tonight and everybody HOWLED. Several of us have had ongoing troubles with CVS, and one person was diabetic, so that made it all the more appreciated and funnier!

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