The Test

The other day I went over to a nearby CVS Pharmacy.

When I got there, I went straight to the back of the store to

where the Pharmacists Counter is located.

I took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them

both onto the counter.

The pharmacist came over smiled and asked if he could help me.

I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?"

Being I'm a senior citizen... I guess the Pharmacist just went along

with me.

He picked up the spoon and put a tiny bit of the liquid on his tongue

and swilled it around.

Then with a stomach-churning look on his face he spit it out on the

floor and began coughing.

When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye and

asked, Now, does that taste sweet to you?"

The pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous

look in his eyes yelled, HECK NO!!!"

So I said, "Oh thank God! That's a real relief! My doctor told me to

get a pharmacist to test my urine for sugar!"

Well, I can never go back to that CVS, but I really don't care though,

because they aren't very friendly there anyway!!!