Feb 28, 200323 yr in lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex withanimals, but the animals must be female.having sexual relations with a male animal ispunishable by death.(like that makes sense?)in bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman'sgenitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at themduring the examination. he may only see their reflectionin a mirror.(do they look different reversed?)muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of acorpse. this also applies to undertakers. the organs ofthe deceased must be covered with a brick or piece ofwood at all times.(a brick??)the penalty for masturbation in indonesia is decapitation.(much worse than "going blind!")there are men in guam whose full-time job is to travelthe countryside and deflower young virgins, who paythem for the privilege of having sex for the first time...reason: under guam law, it is expressly forbidden forvirgins to marry.(let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhereelse in the world that even comes close to this?)in hong kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to killher adulterous husband, but may only do so with her barehands. the husband's lover, on the other hand, may bekilled in any manner desired.(ah! justice!)topless saleswomen are legal in liverpool, england -but only in tropical fish stores.(but of course!)in cali, colombia, a woman may only have sex with herhusband, and the first time this happens, her mothermust be in the room to witness the act.(makes one shudder at the thought.)in santa cruz, bolivia, it is illegal for a man to havesex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.(i presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)in maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vendingmachines with one exception: prophylactics may bedispensed from a vending machine only "in places wherealcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on thepremises."(is this a great country or what? not as great as guam!)banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories anhour.(who volunteers for this stuff?)humans and dolphins are the only species that have sexfor pleasure.(is that why flipper was always smiling?)the strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(hummm....i won't touch that one!)the ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30times its own weight, and always falls over on its rightside when intoxicated.(from drinking little bottles of...? how did the government pay for this research??)butterflies taste with their feet.(ah, gees!)an ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.(i know some people like that.)starfish don't have brains.(i know some people like that, too)and, the best for last..... turtles can breathe through their butts.(do you think they have bad breath?) not sure if this is true. but i thought i would pass it on anyway.
Feb 28, 200323 yr I don't know if they're true or not, but they are funny!It would be interesting to research these "facts" to see if they're for real. I might have to travel to Guam...(Note to self: avoid Indonesia)
Mar 2, 200323 yr Originally posted by emily_mom The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hummm....I won't touch THAT one!) Men don't seem to think so.... Kristy Hey! I am a man And I think so,and am quite proud of my muscular tongue:)
Mar 2, 200323 yr :imbar Good One, Emily_mom. Mark, You must be single!!!Thanks for the laughs! The turtle one was definitely haha.
Mar 2, 200323 yr Who cares if they're an urban myth or not. In this day and age we need all the laughs we can get. Thanks, Emily_Mom.
Mar 2, 200323 yr I can verify that starfish have no brains and that turtles can indeed breathe through their butts (the skin there is quite permeable to oxygen apparently, similar to a frog breathing through its skin)....this knowledge comes courtesy of Sir David Attenborough himself on the Discovery channel and therefore must be true. Oh...and my animal biology lecturer from last semester agreed as well. :chuckle
Mar 2, 200323 yr Originally posted by deespoohbear Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories anhour. (Who volunteers for this stuff?) :rotfl: those are great, thanks deespoohbear
Mar 2, 200323 yr thanks for the laugh:chuckle In Kirkalnd Lake it is -26'C and the snow is blowing. Wish I could be where it was warm and sunny. Hope everyone is having a great day.:kiss
Mar 2, 200323 yr I know a nurse that has her head so far up her tush she's hypoxic. Shoulda been a turtle...
in lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with
animals, but the animals must be female.
having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by death.
(like that makes sense?)
in bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's
genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them
during the examination. he may only see their reflection
in a mirror.
(do they look different reversed?)
muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a
corpse. this also applies to undertakers. the organs of
the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of
wood at all times.
(a brick??)
the penalty for masturbation in indonesia is decapitation.
(much worse than "going blind!")
there are men in guam whose full-time job is to travel
the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay
them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...
reason: under guam law, it is expressly forbidden for
virgins to marry.
(let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere
else in the world that even comes close to this?)
in hong kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill
her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare
hands. the husband's lover, on the other hand, may be
killed in any manner desired.
(ah! justice!)
topless saleswomen are legal in liverpool, england -
but only in tropical fish stores.
(but of course!)
in cali, colombia, a woman may only have sex with her
husband, and the first time this happens, her mother
must be in the room to witness the act.
(makes one shudder at the thought.)
in santa cruz, bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have
sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(i presume this was a big enough problem that they had
to pass this law?)
in maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending
machines with one exception: prophylactics may be
dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where
alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
premises."
(is this a great country or what? not as great as guam!)
banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an
hour.
(who volunteers for this stuff?)
humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex
for pleasure.
(is that why flipper was always smiling?)
the strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(hummm....i won't touch that one!)
the ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30
times its own weight, and always falls over on its right
side when intoxicated.
(from drinking little bottles of...? how did the government pay for this research??)
butterflies taste with their feet.
(ah, gees!)
an ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(i know some people like that.)
starfish don't have brains.
(i know some people like that, too)
and, the best for last..... turtles can breathe through their butts.
(do you think they have bad breath?)
not sure if this is true. but i thought i would pass it on anyway.