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I have to agree! Jnette is such a great person!!!:)

And then she's a girl on top of that!!!!!

Precious! :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle

My husband usually shops with me. He knows how to get to places in the city which I would never find on my own. BUT he doesn't like me and the daughter lingering in the clothes shops! To be honest - I don't blame him. Yesterday the daughter and I w...

Thanks, jnette. I am on leave for a few weeks, so you will see more of me ..... (Shucks, I have just finished reading the grammer/spelling thread in the Break Room and I am almost to nervous to post anything!!!)

Yeppers! Dachshunds are clever little dogs!!! Never heard this joke before, very funny! :roll

Classic!! :D

Ha! Wish I could have seen that one!

Great story well told! I bet it really happened! :chuckle :chuckle

Maybe it is my mistake - insisting that the kids attend church with us even as babies/toddlers. My eldest son, now 28, embarrassed us on at least three occasions: He had problems with his adenoids and because of that he snored very loudly. So bein...

Yes, I bet they'd rather use a pre-formatted letter with crosses in the applicable places than take the time to write such an eloquent letter. Very funny, nevertheless!!! :chuckle

Yikes! :rotfl:

Good one!!!

I can just imagine what would make a nice hole ... !!!

Yep ... ewwww ewwww ... I won't be dropping my spoons there!!

Very funny!!

Yikes!

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I am the mother of a student nurse. As part of her rotation to acquire practical experience in a general hospital, she has to work in a childrens' ward for a few weeks. She is scared to death about this because she has NO experience of young chil...

That's for sure!! :rotfl:

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