Danamegg

I have to agree! Jnette is such a great person!!!:)

And then she's a girl on top of that!!!!!

Precious! :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle

My husband usually shops with me. He knows how to get to places in the city which I would never find on my own. BUT he doesn't like me and the daughter lingering in the clothes shops! To be honest - I don't blame him. Yesterday the daughter and I went shopping on our own because my husband's leave only starts sometime next week. We had such fun and every now and then we would remark: "Good thing daddy's not here!"

Thanks, jnette. I am on leave for a few weeks, so you will see more of me ..... (Shucks, I have just finished reading the grammer/spelling thread in the Break Room and I am almost to nervous to post anything!!!)

Yeppers! Dachshunds are clever little dogs!!! Never heard this joke before, very funny! :roll

Classic!! :D

Ha! Wish I could have seen that one!

Great story well told! I bet it really happened! :chuckle :chuckle

Maybe it is my mistake - insisting that the kids attend church with us even as babies/toddlers. My eldest son, now 28, embarrassed us on at least three occasions: He had problems with his adenoids and because of that he snored very loudly. So being bored in church during the evening service, he would sometimes fall asleep and start a round of ear-shattering snoring! If shaken or jabbed to wake him up, he would scream "Ouch!" , which made matters worse. My kids were also keen to handle the collection dish that was send around in church and one evening my son dropped the dish with coins scattering all over the place. My face was so red! And of course there was the time he farted loudly, the sound ringing through the quiet church. I was just aware of a few people around us giggling softly. :imbar

Yes, I bet they'd rather use a pre-formatted letter with crosses in the applicable places than take the time to write such an eloquent letter. Very funny, nevertheless!!! :chuckle

Yikes! :rotfl:

Good one!!!

I can just imagine what would make a nice hole ... !!!

Yep ... ewwww ewwww ... I won't be dropping my spoons there!!