and the problem is..........?

petiteflower · Dec 20, 2003

How about,

PT I have a fever

Nurse Have you taken anything for it?

PT No, I am allergic to pills.

Nurse What kind of pills are you allergic to?

PT All pills, except the ones that are from the doctor.

HUH????????????????????????

Real conversation about 2 weeks ago.

eak16 · Dec 20, 2003

My personal fave:

'I think when I was cleaning the sink i may have gotten drano on my toothbrush and then I may have brushed my teeth with it."

so symptoms whatsoever

CCU NRS · Dec 20, 2003

about could not cry acid tears...

ER-RN2 · Dec 20, 2003

1. I hit my head 2 months ago and my brother has diabetes .....so why are you here???

2. While coding a patient, asked the husband "does she have any cardiac history?" he responded "well, i had a MI and now I have a pacemaker...Does that help you?"

athomas91 · Dec 20, 2003

i swear this is true.... on my own grave

girl comes to the ed - pregnant at age 16 for the third time

so i decide to give the little "dumba$$ why aren't you on bc pills?"

she says - i am allergic - i say - how do you know you are allergic - she says - well they don't work for me - i say how do you know - she says "my mother got pregnant w/ me while she was on them - so she told me to say that i was allergic because they wouldn't work for me either"

gotta love those parents w/ and IQ of 50 procreating all over the place....

i promptly told the young girl that her mother didn't know her butt from a hole in the ground and to get herself to the health department and get some pills.

marcicatherine · Dec 22, 2003

Today, man with c/o

"I was sneezed on by a man with lung Cancer and i need to be checked to make sure it ain't catchin"

mittels · Dec 22, 2003

Thank-you, Thank-you, Thank-you

This story made my day, esp the last one!!!!!!!!!!

Shed13911 · Dec 22, 2003

Sometimes you wonder where some people were when God handed out the brains? :D

allnurses Guide · Dec 22, 2003

Ok, this thread sorta proves my point and smiling blue eyes (aka Deb) point about the danger of putting the morning after pill OTC.

:roll

Keep em coming . .

steph.

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CCU NRS · Dec 22, 2003

history questionaire

Do you have any allergies?

yeah they bother me all the time I am stuffed up and can't breath and I get the hayfever too

Are you allergic to any medicine?

well I get sleepy when I take benedryl

is there anything else any food allergies

well I don't like vegtables very much and i won't eat spinich or broccoli either one.

Are you on any daily medications?

Well I was taking that one pill but I had to stop because I got a rash.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

jadednurse · Dec 22, 2003

Originally posted by stevielynn

Ok, this thread sorta proves my point and smiling blue eyes (aka Deb) point about the danger of putting the morning after pill OTC.

Better these people should procreate?

J/K!

These are hysterical!