Published Nov 17, 2003
JACALA_CL
76 Posts
HAVING WORKED AT A LEVEL 1 TRAUMA CENTER FOR YEARS, I RECENTLY CHANGED HOSPITALS TO A COMMUNITY ER. THE LINGO THAT WE USED AT THE TRAUMA CENTER DIFFERED GREATLY FROM MY NEW HOSPITAL. I AM INTERESTED IN HEARING LINGO FROM AROUND THE GLOBE.
SOME EXAMPLES:
LOL=LITTLE OLD LADY
MIMI=LITTLE OLD LADY
DFO=DONE FELL OUT (SYNCOPE)
AND MY MANAGER'S FAVOURITE ONE:
CCFCCP= COO COO FOR CO CO PUFFS
Marie_LPN, RN, LPN, RN
12,126 Posts
Code Brown---get the mop and the clean room linen, someone didn't make it to the bathroom.
GOMER---Get out of my emergency room
Frequent Flyer--person who comes in once or twice a month, yet we STILL cannot find the cause of the problem they are describing. Or who come in for more prescriptions.
Call Button Jockey--someone who keeps their thumb on the call button and rings all night long. Sure they probably are lonely, but who's going to see to the other 30 pts.?
Medic946RN
133 Posts
LOLFDGB: Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom.
This I believe is an official nursing daignosis, or it should be.
neneRN, BSN, RN
642 Posts
STS-sicker than......
CTD-circling the drain
OBECALP-placebo...shhh....
nursedawn67, LPN
1,046 Posts
I just love these...they crack me up!:chuckle
BTW...there have been post like this before and I have taken the "lingos" and copied them and have a huge list of all of them. So once again if anyone would like a copy of it feel free to email me or PM me and I'll send ya a copy. I have 7 pages in total...please keep the "lingo" or nonapproved medical abbreviations coming...I'll add new ones to my list! Thanks!
FlyingED
73 Posts
These are great!
OTDPDS- Out the door pretty damn soon
Originally posted by FlyingED These are great! OTDPDS- Out the door pretty damn soon
I saw a doc put OTD&DDR on a chart meaing roughly the same: Out The Door and Down The Road.
VivaLasViejas, ASN, RN
22 Articles; 9,996 Posts
PBAB=Pine Box At Bedside
TSTL=Too Stupid To Live
NETMA=Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything
Our modification : PTGTAOTDPDS
pray to god they are out the door pretty damn soon.
Sari_noel
50 Posts
Here's one I learned from my instuctor:
PIA: pain in a**
and one I made up after a call light crazy:
Trigger happy
as in "Watch out she's trigger happy!"
obliviousRN
94 Posts
We've always used OTL - out to lunch for our confused pts.
MishlB
406 Posts
FLK...funny looking kid