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HAVING WORKED AT A LEVEL 1 TRAUMA CENTER FOR YEARS, I RECENTLY CHANGED HOSPITALS TO A COMMUNITY ER. THE LINGO THAT WE USED AT THE TRAUMA CENTER DIFFERED GREATLY FROM MY NEW HOSPITAL. I AM INTERESTED IN HEARING LINGO FROM AROUND THE GLOBE.:rolleyes:

SOME EXAMPLES:

LOL=LITTLE OLD LADY

MIMI=LITTLE OLD LADY

DFO=DONE FELL OUT (SYNCOPE)

AND MY MANAGER'S FAVOURITE ONE:

CCFCCP= COO COO FOR CO CO PUFFS

:eek:

Specializes in 5 yrs OR, ASU Pre-Op 2 yr. ER.

Code Brown---get the mop and the clean room linen, someone didn't make it to the bathroom.

GOMER---Get out of my emergency room

Frequent Flyer--person who comes in once or twice a month, yet we STILL cannot find the cause of the problem they are describing. Or who come in for more prescriptions.

Call Button Jockey--someone who keeps their thumb on the call button and rings all night long. Sure they probably are lonely, but who's going to see to the other 30 pts.?

Specializes in Emergency/Critical Care Transport.

LOLFDGB: Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom.

This I believe is an official nursing daignosis, or it should be. :D

Specializes in Emergency, Trauma.

STS-sicker than......

CTD-circling the drain

OBECALP-placebo...shhh....

Specializes in Geriatrics, LTC.

I just love these...they crack me up!:chuckle

BTW...there have been post like this before and I have taken the "lingos" and copied them and have a huge list of all of them. So once again if anyone would like a copy of it feel free to email me or PM me and I'll send ya a copy. I have 7 pages in total...please keep the "lingo" or nonapproved medical abbreviations coming...I'll add new ones to my list! Thanks! :D

These are great!

OTDPDS- Out the door pretty damn soon

Specializes in Emergency/Critical Care Transport.
Originally posted by FlyingED

These are great!

OTDPDS- Out the door pretty damn soon

I saw a doc put OTD&DDR on a chart meaing roughly the same: Out The Door and Down The Road.

Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

PBAB=Pine Box At Bedside

TSTL=Too Stupid To Live

NETMA=Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything

Specializes in 5 yrs OR, ASU Pre-Op 2 yr. ER.
Originally posted by FlyingED

These are great!

OTDPDS- Out the door pretty damn soon

Our modification : PTGTAOTDPDS

pray to god they are out the door pretty damn soon.

Here's one I learned from my instuctor:

PIA: pain in a**

and one I made up after a call light crazy:

Trigger happy

as in "Watch out she's trigger happy!"

We've always used OTL - out to lunch for our confused pts.:D

FLK...funny looking kid

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