Firm It Up

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Firm It Up

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she replied with silence.

The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said,"You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis.

Holding him in a death grip she said, "You know, if you firmed this

up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool man and your brother."

karenG

1,049 Posts

Specializes in midwifery, ophthalmics, general practice.

:chuckle :chuckle

Karen

jnette, ASN, EMT-I

4,388 Posts

Specializes in Hemodialysis, Home Health.
:eek: UH -oh !!! :eek:

nowplayingEDRN

799 Posts

Specializes in Step down, ICU, ER, PACU, Amb. Surg.

Well, Jeanette....he asked for it by critisizing his poor wife's every body part...:p

funnygirl_rn

433 Posts

:chuckle :p

Specializes in correctional-CCHCP/detox nurse, DOULA-Birth Assist.

Love it

rnnurse2be

226 Posts

Ok... I spit my water on the monitor and PMP!!!

Very Very funny.....

live4today, RN

5,099 Posts

Specializes in Community Health Nurse.

:rotfl: :roll :rotfl: Thanks for the hardy laugh! Just what I needed to start another twelve hour plus day at work! :chuckle

Liddle Noodnik

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Originally posted by cheerfuldoer

:rotfl: :roll :rotfl: Thanks for the hardy laugh! Just what I needed to start another twelve hour plus day at work! :chuckle

Don't you wonder (sometimes) why we chose a job where we have to work so hard and so many hours and be so responsible for everything??

nowplayingEDRN

799 Posts

Specializes in Step down, ICU, ER, PACU, Amb. Surg.

Nope, we chose it cause we are a bunch of dedicated, caring and compassionate, silly fools :D

PS: Besides if we didn't do it who the heck do ya think would do it???? NO ONE!!! :roll:roll:roll

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