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February 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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We need your help. We have a cartoon with a missing caption. We believe you can provide a better caption then we can. Can you help us out?

We will give you $100 if you provide us with the caption that belongs to this cartoon. All you have to do is follow the Caption Contest Rules below.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com (not on our Facebook pages). You may submit as many captions as you wish. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE: Feb 27, 2014

Top 8 captions chosen ... please help us select the winner @ February 2014 Top 8 Captions - Help Select Winner

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    Patient: I didn't know a healing lift like this would cost me hundred bucks.. It was worth a ride though! :D

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    Mr. Singer's lift was so exhilarating he told his nurse it was a thrill having her as his nurse.:up:

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    Wonder Nurse mumbles to herself, as she lifts Mr. Williams clean off the bed, "Now where the HECK did that Xanax go!!" (Did I mention his fear of heights LOL)

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    "Now where did Mr. Williams go?" an exhausted Wonder Nurse mumbles to herself.

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    Note to self: Give patient a urinal next time I say "Save all your urine for me Mr. Williams."

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    I know I left my favorite pen somewhere

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    I told you not to suck the helium out of all of your get well soon balloons. Now how am I going to keep you in bed?

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    Can someone call a Preist? Like NOW!!

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    And that why Nurse Nancy is always given the intimidating patients

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    No Mr Jones, I've searched everywhere and I still cant find your teeth.

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    Wow nurse, are you a super body builder? You lifted me in the air with one hand and with no effort at all. I'd like to see your muscles when you put me down.

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    I multi-task well!

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