Craziness

I once gave a medication to a pregnant drug abuser - she glared at me and said "this better not hurt my baby". I glanced at a co-worker who heard this and we both burst out laughing (not very professional, but we couldn't help it).

I once gave a medication to a pregnant drug abuser - she glared at me and said "this better not hurt my baby". I glanced at a co-worker who heard this and we both burst out laughing (not very professional, but we couldn't help it).

Wow, she's sick.

I accidently told a patient she smelled like a cat lady. I didn't mean it that way but my friend wouldn't let me live it down.

I accidently told a patient she smelled like a cat lady. I didn't mean it that way but my friend wouldn't let me live it down.

I would like that "accidental" conversation repeated in its entirety, please.

I had a boyfriend tell me that my natural smell was similar to a cat's (he verified it didn't mean any of their bodily functions, but their fur???) so perhaps I literally do smell like a cat lady? Also, he was weird.

Just after shift change I needed to give a repeat enema to an infant. I intended to use the original set which was still hanging. The mother cried out in horror, "But that's not sterile." Before I could help myself, I pointed at the kid's butt and said, "Neither is that."

I would like that "accidental" conversation repeated in its entirety, please.

I had a boyfriend tell me that my natural smell was similar to a cat's (he verified it didn't mean any of their bodily functions, but their fur???) so perhaps I literally do smell like a cat lady? Also, he was weird.

Patient came in, reminded me of my ex-mother in laws house. Almost like an ammonia smell. Ex-mother in law had an insane amount of cats and litter boxes everywhere. I was so thankful I rarely had to go there. Anyway EMS rolls patient in and I am introducing myself and I ask her if she owns a lot of cats, she stated yes and asked how I knew. I stated I could smell them. :|