Confucius Say.....

[tnbutterfly - Mary, BSN]

Confucius say: Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient.

[A&Ox6, MSN, RN]

Nurse who want job must have job

[A&Ox6, MSN, RN]

patient who seek drugs must not request drugs

[CJ NV]

And I say...The impatient ones will get nothing,patient ones will get everything...:)

[martymoose, BSN, RN]

confucious say squeaky wheel gets the oil...........

[tnbutterfly - Mary, BSN]

Confucius say: Nurses fly to sweet patient just like bees fly to honey

[deenurse76]

Confucius say...Nurse who want urine offer straight cath.

[Emergent, RN]

Confucius say: Nurse with kind heart will radiate caring spirit.

[PMFB-RN, RN]

Confucius say: Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient.

LOL! That reminds me. I used to work part time in a small hospital ER. The hospital was across the highway from a state prison. I was filling for the regular night ER nurse, a smart and very pretty young lady who was a top notch ER nurse.

One night, about 1 AM the guards brought a prisoner over for treatment. Seems he had stood on his sink, placed his hands behind his back, and dove head first into his floor. He sustained an impressive head laceration. As I was getting the wound clean up I noticed that he seems pretty normal. So I asked him what he was thinking diving into his floor. Keep in mind I am a large and hairy man.

"Well last time I was here the nurse was a LOT better looking!"

I sort of felt bad that he had gone to so much trouble to see and talk to a pretty girl but since I was the only nurse in the ER and our doctor was also a man there wasn't anything I could do.

[JBudd, MSN]

Confucius say: don't give me **** unless I ask for stool sample

[A&Ox6, MSN, RN]

Confucius say: he who has nausea will not order a cheeseburger