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Caption This!

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This is not a contest. I repeat- this is not a contest! This does not "smell, act, or come across as a contest".

With that said, I would like to post some of my nursing related cartoons and ask that  you come up with a caption! 

 

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That's not the cartoon. It's just one that came to my mind as I was typing the above. I thought about saying, "Let's be organic and see where this takes us" when the cartoon idea manifested itself.

 But don't they look like a sweet couple? Glucose and Fructose. Sweet. Get it?

 

And now... here is a cartoon that I would like you to which put a caption!:

 

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This is almost as exciting as a contest, but not quite, because it isn't.

 

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    Friction makes me hot.

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    1 hour ago, Davey Do said:

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    That Ferris wheel is iron strong. 

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    16 minutes ago, cynical-RN said:

    That Ferris wheel is iron strong. 

    Speaking of iron, man..:

    4 hours ago, Curious1997 said:

    Phew, H gets excited quickly, he's already at full attention! 

    ...and not being able to be at full attention:

     

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    20 minutes ago, Hannahbanana said:

    Friction makes me hot.

    I just passed by this post, read it, and lost it!

     

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    34 minutes ago, Curious1997 said:

    "Too much friction" makes Jack or Davy a weak charge

    Speaking of charges, when I was charge nurse, I took my responsibilities seriously and truly motivated some of the lollygagging nurses in order to get them to do their job:

     

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    54 minutes ago, Hannahbanana said:

    Friction makes me hot.

     

    Pour some sugar on me
    Ooh, in the name of love
    Pour some sugar on me
    C'mon, fire me up
    Pour your sugar on me

    ???

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    22 minutes ago, Davey Do said:

    Speaking of charges, when I was charge nurse, I took my responsibilities seriously and truly motivated some of the lollygagging nurses in order to get them to do their job:

     

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    Where did you put that prod in the cattle's? 

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    19 minutes ago, Curious1997 said:

    Where did you put that prod in the cattle's? 

    Do you mean, Curious, other than an utterly ridiculous place?

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    23 minutes ago, Davey Do said:

    Do you mean, Curious, other than an utterly ridiculous place?

    Mooooooo!???

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    1 minute ago, Curious1997 said:

    Mooooooo!???

    That's good, you've almost got it, Curious.

    But it goes like this: "Mooooooove your caboose, Nurse!"

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    3 minutes ago, Davey Do said:

    That's good, you've almost got it, Curious.

    But it goes like this: "Mooooooove your caboose, Nurse!"

    Now, Davey, I would give half my paycheck to see you say that to some of the nurses I work with and then bring the bucket to collect the blood! 

    You would need to channel Usain Bolt  ?️⚡??

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    15 minutes ago, Curious1997 said:

    Now, Davey, I would give half my paycheck to see you say that to some of the nurses I work with and then bring the bucket to collect the blood! 

    I mentioned in another thread where a Tech at Wrongway Regional Medical Center questioned how many nurses I had made cry.

    I responded that I didn't make them cry.

    They merely responded to my statements a matter which was manifested in such a way to show their inability to contain their emotional responses.

    The vast majority of female nurses really wanted me...

     

    ...dead.

     

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