allnurses doldrums

Noooo, it’s because SilverBells hasn’t posted a new topic in a while. ?

Yeah...

There's been no good threads we can sink our teeth into. 

“My coworkers hate me, they didn’t invite me out for pizza after the shift. I’ve worked here for a whole month and I’m really really a great nurse, they’re just old biter nurses.” 

“I took my NCLEX two days ago and my friends all got their results and I am freaking out totally and I’m afraid I’ll never get a job because the machine cut off at 200 questions and I just know I failed and and ...”

1 minute ago, Hannahbanana said:

“I took my NCLEX two days ago and my friends all got their results and I am freaking out totally and I’m afraid I’ll never get a job because the machine cut off at 200 questions and I just know I failed and and ...”

Noooooo not the NCLEX questions! I filtered those out. ?

“I wanted to be hired in mother baby because I love babies and mothers and I’m the oldest of eight and my auntie delivered babies in the mountains of Peru when she was in the Peace  Corps but I took NCLEX twice and the only job I could get is nights in geriatrics and eeew. How long do you think it will take me to get into a nurse midwifery program?” 

OK, that’s it for now. Any more? We gotta give Davey some material. 

11 minutes ago, Hannahbanana said:

“My coworkers hate me, they didn’t invite me out for pizza after the shift. I’ve worked here for a whole month and I’m really really a great nurse, they’re just old biter nurses.” 

Better to bite pizza with, Little Red riding Hood.

8 minutes ago, sevensonnets said:

We need a good ' I've worked here 5 days now and everybody hates me; should I quit? That oughta keep everybody busy for a couple of weeks. But maybe they're all really stuck in the Doldrums north of the equator. Ships get trapped there all the time.

I did that one.. go for it. 

Isn't putting down those less than us soooooooo much fun?

Edit: Oh! And it helps our low self esteem too!