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Add to the story....

Here is a fun game we used to play way back when our hospital first went to computers.

I will start a story below, then read from the beginning and add a sentence or two to the end. The next person adds a couple more lines and so on. This can make for some very interesting and sometimes downright hilarious stories.

Here goes:

One lonely Saturday night I am sitting at home with "a couple beers" under my belt and decide I want to go out. Not having any money I figure the Emergency Room would be an entertaining place to be. I check in with the complaint of......

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alcohol induced flatulence, the doctors and nurses seem quite unimpressed with me and ordered..........

...cofee enemas until clear. Then they ordered...

a neurologist, who soon had me following his finger while hopping on one foot all around the cubicle while saying, "I know you've got your left eye closed the way I asked you to." However, I didn't notice--possibly because I had my eye closed--that the neurologist had no stethoscope and no name badge.

At the same time I realized that this was no doctor, I tripped.....

...and fell flat on my rear, requiring a trip to X-ray where they also found...

the said missing beer bottle stuck up my bum. They immediately scheduled me....

for an emergency rectal removal so that I can................

...go skydiving with my buddies after we put down a couple of six-packs of beer. After that, I'll...

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be back to see you. Unfortunately, since I was drunk when I landed, I only broke my..

french fry. But the doctors and nurses then decided that they needed to do...

a complete psych evaluation where they found that I.....

...am as normal as ANYONE who works in the ER! But then they told me...

I would require surgery to remove the broken french fry AND said beer bottle. That's when I.....

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