I got terribly bombed at triage last night and I have decided a new triage system should be in place. Just 3 tiers

Priority 1---Those that should be allowed to breed

priority 2---those that should not be allowed to breed

priority 3--- those that should be just taken out and shot

I will detail criteria at a later time

:chuckle I agree whole heartedly! I have long been a proponent of the "more chlorine in the gene pool please!"

Let me know if you need someone to help you work out the details of the new plan....I have a few ideas, and we can have that policy and procedure in place by next week end!

as Jeff Foxworthy says..."some people should wear a sign".....

I would like to add under assessment at triage

Alert

Oriented

Weird

Just plain crazy

and

Nuts

In my category-you can pick more than 1.

I totally agree with the three tier...although mine were a little different...

Dead

Still Breathing

Who Cares

there is a new triage system in Texas now

firts triage

then registration

then stop and talk to the immigration officer

courtesy of the Republicans

the problem with birth control is that only the intelligent ones are using it, leaving only the stupid to reproduce and carry on the stupidity genes.

TEE HEE!!!

I love the idea! It would save me so much trouble on my unit! I work on a cardiac floor, and we sometimes joke that we didn't realize we had switched to psych!

Amy

I totally agree with the three tier...although mine were a little different...

Dead

Still Breathing

Who Cares

I can think of many pts who fit that last category! Inbreeding must be the "in" thing right now...or just has been for many years?

Those kind of people need to take a government established test to determine if you should breed, then a license needs to be given to verify those results!

Another triage system:

Wouldn't touch with a 10-ft pole.

Wouldn't touch with a 20-ft pole.

Wouldn't touch with any pole!

I want to wear these badges at Triage but the boss won't let me

Those are great!

I want to wear these badges at Triage but the boss won't let me

I want to wear these badges at Triage but the boss won't let me

freakin' hilarious!!:lol2:

Love the triage system and agree with it completely. I also love the buttons. I used to have one that said, "I smile because I have no idea what's going on" but they made me stop wearing it.

If we had the "should be taken out and shot" category, we'd need a big hole out back.

Joe