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You can't make this stuff up

(And I could say the same thing about something practically every day at work, but especially those every-once-in-a-while really funny/crazy/weird things - but couldn't we all?).

One of my residents thought his member had shrunk and that it was due to his pull-ups. After confirming that he could urinate fine, had no pain, numbness, redness, swelling ... I assured him repeatedly that he was OK and that the pull-ups had nothing to do with it. He kept telling ME repeatedly that he wasn't going to wear them any more, and that he needed boxers! Boxers!

So I texted a co-worker telling her that pull-ups have been recalled due to the possible side effect of "hypomember".

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    Dang! Now I have to follow my own best act!

    That shrinks my member more than my pull-ups ever did!

    Did you say... Dang?

    (It's refer again!)

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    Did you say... Dang?

    OMG! FLASHBACK!

    (It's refer again!)

    Yeah, but I did ​not ​inhale!

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    OMG! FLASHBACK!

    Yeah, but I did ​not ​inhale!

    Then why the flashbacks, crazed obsession with feces and micro member?

    Sounds like drugs to me.

    Dang.

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    Then why the flashbacks, crazed obsession with feces and micro member?

    Sounds like drugs to me.

    Dang.

    Some of us are just wired that way, Babe!

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    Some of us are just wired that way, Babe!

    My condolences! To Belinda!

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    Hypomember, not micromember.

    I'm a bit flustered. :blink:

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    Farawyn, you are such a very dear virtual friend. You know that I care deeply for you.

    I just want to let you know that if you ever have a problem, I'll be right here, on AN.com, to read about it.

    xxx

    ooo

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    Farawyn, you are such a very dear virtual friend. You know that I care deeply for you.

    I just want to let you know that if you ever have a problem, I'll be right here, on AN.com, to read about it.

    xxx

    ooo

    Your indifference is truly boundless. :inlove:

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    Yesterday my client was telling me about a caregiver that she can't stand (she thinks this caregiver is too bossy). She said, "Whenever I know she's coming, I have to gird my loins! Gird my loins...I think that's somewhere in the Bible. But what are my loins? And why are we girding​ them??"

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    Yesterday my client was telling me about a caregiver that she can't stand (she thinks this caregiver is too bossy). She said, "Whenever I know she's coming, I have to gird my loins! Gird my loins...I think that's somewhere in the Bible. But what are my loins? And why are we girding​ them??"

    You'd be surprised, Purp.

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    Yesterday my client was telling me about a caregiver that she can't stand (she thinks this caregiver is too bossy). She said, "Whenever I know she's coming, I have to gird my loins! Gird my loins...I think that's somewhere in the Bible. But what are my loins? And why are we girding​ them??"

    Instructions with illustrations are always nice:

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    Instructions with illustrations are always nice:

    I lurk around that website all the time.

    I love that poster, but I have no one who would appreciate it.

    I always get "girding loins" and "gilding the lily" mixed up, but clearly, now I can see, they are 2 totally different things!

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