Surgeon joke

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How does a surgeon commit suicide?

He jumps from his ego to his IQ :rotfl:

Told to me by a surgeon :chuckle

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:) :) :)

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Specializes in ICU/CCU/CVICU/ED/HS.

How do you make a surgeon taller?

Give him Viagra:rolleyes:

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..
How does a surgeon commit suicide?

He jumps from his ego to his IQ :rotfl:

Told to me by a surgeon :chuckle

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Oh how true!!!!!
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Specializes in Renal, Haemo and Peritoneal.

What's the difference between a theatre nurse and a nun?

A nun only works for one God!

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Let me first say I'm sorry if this offends blonde nurses, but this is the only nurse joke I know and I just heard it yesterday.

Why does a blonde nurse carry a red pen?

To draw blood. :)

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Specializes in Emergency room, med/surg, UR/CSR.
How do you make a surgeon taller?

Give him Viagra:rolleyes:

OHHHHHH! I get it!!!!!! :smackingf DOH!!!!!

LOL,

Pam

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Specializes in Telemetry/Med Surg.

Good ones. All of them! :chuckle

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