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Silly joke

Man in a hospital bed with a Bipap mask on. Calls his nurse, and as best as she can make out, asks, "Are my testicles black?"

She pulls back his gown, lifts up his scrotum, and gives it a thorough inspection. "Your testicles look fine, sir."

He pulls off the Bipap and says, "Well, thanks for the compliment, but are my test results back?"

:) Just wanted to add a little much-needed humor.

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    Thats a cute joke, heard it before too.

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    Nice one. :)

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    Here is one I read today:

    A guy fell asleep on the beach & got a horrible sunburn, specifically to his thighs. He went to the hospital, & was admitted with second-degree burns.

    His skin was starting to blister & he was in severe pain so the doctor prescribed continuous saline, electrolytes, a sedative, & a Viagra pill every four hours.

    The nurse, who was astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for him'

    The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs.

    Hahahahhaahha

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    Man in a hospital bed with a Bipap mask on. Calls his nurse, and as best as she can make out, asks, "Are my testicles black?"

    She pulls back his gown, lifts up his scrotum, and gives it a thorough inspection. "Your testicles look fine, sir."

    He pulls off the Bipap and says, "Well, thanks for the compliment, but are my test results back?"

    :) Just wanted to add a little much-needed humor.

    :hhmth:

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    :yeah::yeah:Every once in a while I stop and think of what I've just said to a patient or co-worker, and wonder what someone outside of healthcare would think if they heard me. It makes me laugh just as the above joke did.

    Thanks.

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