Redneck Jedi?

[gwenith, BSN, RN]

You Might Be a Redneck Jedi If...

Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.

You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.

You can't describe the taste of an Ewok without using the word chicken.

You have a singing fishing hanging from the rear view mirror of your X-Wing.

You have ever used The Force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.

You can levitate yourself using a force from within, but not THE force.

You think the symbol for the Rebel Alliance should be the Confederate flag.

You have neon lights under your landspeeder.

You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks.

You consider your light saber as the ultimate bug zapper.

You think that Stormtroopers are just KKK members with really cool sheets.

Your Jedi mentor ever said "Hey, pull my finger..."

Your X-wing is up on blocks in your front yard.

A Wookie has told you that you need to shave.

The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.

Sandpeople back down from your mama.

You pick your teeth with the light saber.

You wonder why Luke and Leia never got married.

Wookies are offended by your B.O.

You have ever used The Force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over t' the dark side... it'll be a hoot."

[karenG]

:roll :roll

oh the sand people would definately back down from my mum!!!

Karen

[sanakruz, ADN]

so silly.....

[VivaLasViejas, ASN, RN]

Careful, gwenith.........the politically correct folks just might come after you on this one!

Frankly, being a Star Wars junkie, I think it's cute.