Lara911

Lara911 has 10 years experience and specializes in School nurse, primary care.

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1. Share Your Funniest Patient Stories...

   Lara911 replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Nursing Humor

   The best one from a friend of mine who does not speak english at all... my collegue was on her training for olderly (?)...the guy she worked with told her at 17hr we need to go fast, we go in each...

2. Share Your Funniest Patient Stories...

   Lara911 replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Nursing Humor

   Another one...health phone line.. a woman called to ask what she should do now...her husband was on a trip and she needed sex and she remembered one time her husband took a finger to stimulate her in...

3. Share Your Funniest Patient Stories...

   Lara911 replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Nursing Humor

   Working at a health phone line, a guy called for a severe pain in the foot. My collegue asked him a few question to make sure there were no emergency, so she asked is it swollen, red, how much is the...

4. what is the best/worst specialty docs to work with...

   Lara911 replied to ErinDel's topic in General Nursing

   Well you know what they say difference between god and the surgeons...god does not think is a surgeon!! I agree they are hard to work with, and the biggest winners of all, orthopods !! I agree!!.....

5. Share Your Funniest Patient Stories...

   Lara911 replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Nursing Humor

   I work actually in a private surgical clinic and I was teaching the patient to apply cold compress on her face for the next 3 days...so I told her you take a bowl and put some ice and water in, don t...

6. Funny things that pts say

   Lara911 replied to jRN4now's topic in Nursing Humor

   I work in a private surgical clinic...I had a patient in recovery room who asked me...i'm sorry, do I have a lot of

7. I wanna work in cosmetic surgery

   Lara911 replied to Dom's mom's topic in Operating Room

   Hi, I just left an OR dept in a hospital for an another hospital, still OR. I'm still in training..in between, I saw a job at a private clinic, the doctor himself called me and was interested to meet...

8. New job tomorrow!!

   Lara911 replied to Lara911's topic in General Nursing

   Thanks!!I had a great day, last minute change, I start in the OR unstead then the recovery room but I like it so!! Thank for your

9. Interview in AM. Nervous!!

   Lara911 replied to geniann's topic in General Nursing

   I worked in a medical office in the past, doctors in private don,t pay a lot but they have been the best boss I had,I learned a lot with them, I wish you good

10. Why did you take up nursing? What's your story?

    Lara911 replied to Joe V's topic in General Nursing

    I was a sex educator in a highschool before ...I worked with a school nurse and it is with her that I learned more about this job, Iwent back to school to become a nurse...I never say to people I meet...

11. New job tomorrow!!

    Lara911 posted a topic in General Nursing

    Hi everyone, I just wonder if you can give me some advices on this new job tomorrow, I start in the recovery room in a new hospital. I will also get the training for the OR later and since I'm...

12. What was your funniest, or strangest call?

    Lara911 replied to nurscee's topic in Telephone Triage

    I did this job for a couple of years, as a part time overtime job...at the beginning, every evening, during at least one call I was absolutely sure that it was a joke of the guys at the radio...but I...

13. Patient is a famous star

    Lara911 posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    In the hospital where I worked a couple of years ago, a very well known hockey player came for healthcare after an accident...girls were all upside down...and you, for which famous star would you be...

14. I am a nurse, but I dream of....

    Lara911 replied to Elisheva's topic in General Nursing

    I'm a nurse but in my dreams...i would be a surgeon who would be so nice to the

15. 'Unhealthy' nurses...bad examples?

    Lara911 replied to fifi2323's topic in General Nursing

    Okay so what you say is that overweight nurse are bad examples??? So I imagine you would like to live in a perfect world where no one is too much stress, every body is goodlooking, exercice 3 times a...