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Pregnant at 63

A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the

younger doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she

burst out screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped

her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After

listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.

The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the young

doctor was writing on his clipboard. "What's the matter with you?" the

older doctor demanded. "Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, has four grown

children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"

The younger doctor continued writing and without looking up said, "Does

she still have the hiccups?" :rotfl:

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Saw that headline, and said "HOLY OH MY GAWD!!!"

:chuckle Great one!

:D I was a bit slow "getting the joke, I had to think about it for a few seconds!"

Good one!

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Good one, but I think it belongs in the Nursing Humor forum! Will leave a redirect here..

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Good one, but I think it belongs in the Nursing Humor forum! Will leave a redirect here..

Thanks, Jay-Jay. I was originally thinking Break Room but then I saw that room is now reserved for premium posters! I didn't know there was a humor forum. I will look more closely next time. :p

ha ha! I was just re-reading it and thinking what? I didn't get it that he was trying to scare her and was like "wow, that baby has a good chance of getting down syndrome." :rotfl: Yeah...a long day..Thanks for the laugh.

Keely

:D I was a bit slow "getting the joke, I had to think about it for a few seconds!"

Good one!

Can somebody help me "get it". I read it twice, and still don't get it. :o

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Can somebody help me "get it". I read it twice, and still don't get it. :o

The young doctor told the woman she was pregnant so it would scare away her hiccups. ;)

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