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Doctors' Chart Bloopers

Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared.

Father died in his 90's of female trouble in his prostate and kidneys.

Skin: Somewhat pale but present.

The pelvic examination will be done later on the floor.

Vomiting of unknown origin.

Admitted in error.

Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.

Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.

Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities.

Discharge status: Alive but without permission.

Dr. Blank is watching his prostate.

If he squeezes the back of his neck for 4 or 5 years it comes and goes.

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thanks guys for making me laugh today. I really enjoyed them all

Vital signs q sh*t. We think he meant q shift but left out the "f'. Me being the smart aleck I am had to ask 'but what if he's constipated?'

Vital signs q sh*t. We think he meant q shift but left out the "f'. Me being the smart aleck I am had to ask 'but what if he's constipated?'

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

That one almost made me choke on the soda I was just drinking...lol

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I had a doc once refer a lady pt to the optometrist for a mammogram.

I ribbed him for a long time about that one.

:balloons:[banana]Too Funny![/banana]:balloons:

"he has had c/o feelings of being lh and dizzy when he stands and ambulates from a seated position for more than one year."

Was so funny I had to save it ^_^

I know that 365th day is hard! ;)

not exactly charting, but instructions on a prescription for a yeast infection medication read: Insert lady partslly until exhuasted.

ha!

Oh my!!!! :lol2:

not exactly charting, but instructions on a prescription for a yeast infection medication read: Insert lady partslly until exhuasted.

Well, that sort of thing can be very tiring. At least if done properly. :devil:

I really thank God for this site.Its really entertaining.

today this one was written

"Referred to our service for evaluation of 3 day hx-n/v/d. patient seen at 10 am and stuffed with Dr. ____ at 1030."

another weird abbreviation. "bbs-gntb", when asked we were told "bilat breath sounds-good, not too bad"

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