Jun 5, 201313 yr ...used during shift report.High five = HIVI'll even go as far as to say indigent is code for homeless because it's a euphemism passerby might not pick up onWhat others?
Jun 8, 201313 yr "Patient suffers a critical deficit of attention" = needyBowel-obsessed. C'mon, everybody's had at least one patient like that. I have others but I can't remember
Jun 9, 201313 yr Experts Love these.....we all have them and use thempositive Masonite sign: frequent flyer ready for admit upon arrivalDBQ: dirt bag quotient
Jun 9, 201313 yr We use 042 for HIV - it's the ICD-9 diagnosis code for HIV, but most patients/family don't know that so it's pretty innocuous. That's the only code we use regularly.
Jun 9, 201313 yr FOS= Full of stool, if pt had not pooped for a while.We use FOS too, only it doesn't mean the same thing. Diagnosis = Full of %$#.
Jun 12, 201313 yr Alphabet soup For the kid w so many diagnoses you can't possibly list them all (mr, cp, g/j tube, vp shunt, asd, vsd, ...)
...used during shift report.
High five = HIV
I'll even go as far as to say indigent is code for homeless because it's a euphemism passerby might not pick up on
What others?