Are my testicles black?

A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an oxygen mask over

his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and

hands. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles

black?"

Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know Mr ******, I'm only

here to wash your face and hands."

He struggles again to ask behind the mask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"

Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face

and hands."

The ward sister was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught

so marched over to inquire what was wrong.

"Sister," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?"

Being a nurse of long standing, the sister was undaunted. She whipped

back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers, moved his member

out of the way, had a right good look, pulled up the pajamas, replaced

the bedclothes and announced, "Nothing wrong with them!!!"

At this the man pulled off his oxygen mask and asked again, "Are my test

results back???"