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A woman called a local hospital . . . .

"Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives information about

patients. I'd like to find out if a patient is getting better, doing as

expected, or getting worse."

The voice on the other end said, "What is the patient's name and room

number?"

"Sarah Finkel, room 302."

"I'll connect you with the nursing station . . . . "

"3-A Nursing Station. How can I help You?"

"I'd like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in room 302."

"Just a moment. Let me look at her records. Mrs. Finkel is doing very

well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, she

is to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and, if she

continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday

at noon."

The woman said, "What a relief! Oh, that's fantastic . . . that's

wonderful news!"

The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you are a close family

member or a very close friend!"

"Neither! I AM Sarah Finkel in 302! Nobody here tells me s**t."

:lol_hitti

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Specializes in Medical, Paeds, Ob gyn, NICU.
:yeah: :rotfl: :yeah:
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thats great. had good laugh

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Specializes in Cardiac/Telemetry.
A woman called a local hospital . . . .

"Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives information about

patients. I'd like to find out if a patient is getting better, doing as

expected, or getting worse."

The voice on the other end said, "What is the patient's name and room

number?"

"Sarah Finkel, room 302."

"I'll connect you with the nursing station . . . . "

"3-A Nursing Station. How can I help You?"

"I'd like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in room 302."

"Just a moment. Let me look at her records. Mrs. Finkel is doing very

well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, she

is to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and, if she

continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday

at noon."

The woman said, "What a relief! Oh, that's fantastic . . . that's

wonderful news!"

The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you are a close family

member or a very close friend!"

"Neither! I AM Sarah Finkel in 302! Nobody here tells me s**t."

:lol_hitti

OMGosh!!! I almost choked on my coffee!!!:rotfl: :rotfl: :roll :yeah: :loveya: :lol_hitti

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:lol2: :lol2: :chuckle :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rotfl: :rotfl: :roll :roll :D :D :roll
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Specializes in General Medicine.
:yeah: haha that was hilarious!
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