A woman called a local hospital . . . ."Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives information aboutpatients. I'd like to find out if a patient is getting better, doing asexpected, or getting worse."The voice on the other end said, "What is the patient's name and roomnumber?""Sarah Finkel, room 302.""I'll connect you with the nursing station . . . . ""3-A Nursing Station. How can I help You?""I'd like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in room 302.""Just a moment. Let me look at her records. Mrs. Finkel is doing verywell. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, sheis to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and, if shecontinues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesdayat noon."The woman said, "What a relief! Oh, that's fantastic . . . that'swonderful news!"The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you are a close familymember or a very close friend!""Neither! I AM Sarah Finkel in 302! Nobody here tells me s**t.":lol_hitti
AussieTina 159 Posts Specializes in Medical, Paeds, Ob gyn, NICU. Has 2 years experience. Mar 11, 2006 :rotfl:
MMARN, BSN, RN 914 Posts Specializes in Cardiac/Telemetry. Mar 11, 2006 A woman called a local hospital . . . ."Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives information aboutpatients. I'd like to find out if a patient is getting better, doing asexpected, or getting worse."The voice on the other end said, "What is the patient's name and roomnumber?""Sarah Finkel, room 302.""I'll connect you with the nursing station . . . . ""3-A Nursing Station. How can I help You?""I'd like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in room 302.""Just a moment. Let me look at her records. Mrs. Finkel is doing verywell. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, sheis to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and, if shecontinues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesdayat noon."The woman said, "What a relief! Oh, that's fantastic . . . that'swonderful news!"The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you are a close familymember or a very close friend!""Neither! I AM Sarah Finkel in 302! Nobody here tells me s**t.":lol_hittiOMGosh!!! I almost choked on my coffee!!!:rotfl: :rotfl: :roll :loveya: :lol_hitti
lpnstudentin2010, LPN 1,318 Posts Mar 11, 2006 :lol2: :chuckle :rolleyes: :rotfl: :rotfl: :roll :roll :D :roll
