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Firm It Up

Firm It Up

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she replied with silence.

The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said,"You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the member.

Holding him in a death grip she said, "You know, if you firmed this

up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool man and your brother."

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:chuckle :chuckle

Karen

:eek: UH -oh !!! :eek:
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Well, Jeanette....he asked for it by critisizing his poor wife's every body part...:p

:chuckle :p

Love it

Ok... I spit my water on the monitor and PMP!!!

Very Very funny.....

:rotfl: :roll :rotfl: Thanks for the hardy laugh! Just what I needed to start another twelve hour plus day at work! :chuckle

Originally posted by cheerfuldoer

:rotfl: :roll :rotfl: Thanks for the hardy laugh! Just what I needed to start another twelve hour plus day at work! :chuckle

Don't you wonder (sometimes) why we chose a job where we have to work so hard and so many hours and be so responsible for everything??

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Nope, we chose it cause we are a bunch of dedicated, caring and compassionate, silly fools :D

PS: Besides if we didn't do it who the heck do ya think would do it???? NO ONE!!! :roll:roll:roll

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